⠀ METAL CLIP THAT SHIT ⠀

WE'RE GOING TO FORTNITE

ALRIGHT, GET IN CLOSE! METAL, TAKE THE PICTURE!

* 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝙲𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚄𝚙 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 .@ofbrokenhopendream.bsky.social · 3mo ago

* YES ???

You wouldn't be ABLE to if you TRIED.

Cheetah@sheepofsloth.bsky.social · 4mo ago

@eggman-land.bsky.social "Scrambled egg anyone?"

That boy smoking a fatass blunt

彡★꒱ 𝑴͟𝒂͟𝒓͟𝒊͟𝒂͟ 𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒏𝒊𝒌 .ᐟ@girlfromtheark.bsky.social · 4mo ago

i think someone is following me

Maria how the hell

彡★꒱ 𝑴͟𝒂͟𝒓͟𝒊͟𝒂͟ 𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒏𝒊𝒌 .ᐟ@girlfromtheark.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Help i think i’m stuck in the backrooms still

{{ profile lyrics btw. this is the Eggman Song in my eyes

Dr. Steel - Build the robots

YouTube video by ThePonyholic

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Well, the "cute" look can work. An unassuming appearance can concealed enough firepower to blast whoever you'd like to all Hell.

Miserable little pincushion. Finally showing, eh?

- SONIC ꭲꮋꭼ HEDGEHOG ! ミ★@spindashing.bsky.social · 4mo ago

..?

Hardly... I am MUSCLE. And, a bit of mechanical implements.

— 𝗖𝗨𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 & 𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗.​ ||@alastorseacht.bsky.social · 4mo ago

i wasn't even calling you ugly, you're just round. oblong

ᅠ The popcorn is WORTH it, you BLASTED PINCUSHION. Besides. 60 rings is barely a large amount for someone like you. ᅠ

ミ★ SONIC the HEDGEHOG!@thisonewaydream.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Shame about the prices though, I mean c'mon! Sixty rings for "Poppin' Eggcorn"…? I get you're an evil genius, but you can at least try and be more discreet when you're robbing people!

{{ me when i see a really cool account but there's no art credit seriously man. credit your artists ☝️

ᅠ If you ask ME, I like to believe my robotics actually help the world. Better than those other villians, at least. Half-baked mercenaries with the villian backstory to make cardboard look like a global threat. ᅠ

{{ also full art of my icon. if you ever wanna write dr stone Do It

{{ profile lyrics btw. this is the Eggman Song in my eyes

Dr. Steel - Build the robots

YouTube video by ThePonyholic

youtu.be

ᅠ Why, it's a desigh choice. The hedgehog's blue, but that's not the reason... Truthfully, I simply like the color. And, radish? Not in the slightest... eugh. "Eggman" was more of a mockery I made into a title, anyway. The name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik. ᅠ

* 𝐈N𝓥ES†ㅤ𝓙𝓝 ◝ ㅤТAℒᴇ𝓝†.@countingseconds.bsky.social · 4mo ago

ㅤᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠㅤᅠᅠㅤᅠᅠI imagine a hard - boiled egg with a man◝ s face. ... you resemble more of a radish. You are overly red. Is that on purpose. ? ㅤᅠᅠ

ᅠ It is for SHOW. When you think of the EGGMAN, you think of my iconic stature and WONDERFUL mustache. ᅠ

* 𝐈N𝓥ES†ㅤ𝓙𝓝 ◝ ㅤТAℒᴇ𝓝†.@countingseconds.bsky.social · 4mo ago

ㅤᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠㅤᅠᅠ... Why is that fat man◝ s mustache so large. ㅤᅠᅠ

ᅠ Like you're the epitome of good-looking... ᅠ

— 𝗖𝗨𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 & 𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗.​ ||@alastorseacht.bsky.social · 4mo ago

you.

ᅠ Who are YOU referring to like that? ᅠ

— 𝗖𝗨𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 & 𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗.​ ||@alastorseacht.bsky.social · 4mo ago

why is he so round

ᅠ '𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗜'𝗠 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗗𝗜𝗠𝗘, 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗜'𝗠 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗬 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘, 𝗧𝗢 𝗕𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗢𝗧𝗦. 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗕𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗢𝗧𝗦. ᅠ