ㅤ do i look like a rocket raccoon?? i am ‘humanish’ all the way!! … just also a raccoon. ㅤ

𓊆ྀི — 𝖏𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊 𝖉'𝖆𝖗𝖈. ♱@abandonedpools.bsky.social · 2d ago

i'm the one who said it, so... probably me. just something i think about sometimes. ... are you human-ish ? or just a really smart raccoon ?

ㅤ who cares?? ㅤ

𓊆ྀི — 𝖏𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊 𝖉'𝖆𝖗𝖈. ♱@abandonedpools.bsky.social · 2d ago

i wonder if the real joan would approve of my hair color...

ㅤ it's still good!!! pour me a bowl! ㅤ

𑣲𝓒ᥱ֟፝𝓇𝘦𝒵𝘢@cereza.fairy.blue · 3d ago

it expired in 1995 . . .

ㅤ UUUUUGHHHH. i’m BORED. ㅤ

#mvrp | #sfwrp | #nsfwrp 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 ⸝ 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺.

𓊆ྀི — 𝖏𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊 𝖉'𝖆𝖗𝖈. ♱@abandonedpools.bsky.social · 4d ago

𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 . . . 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝒈𝒐𝒅 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘶𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒆𝒍 .ᐣ

ㅤ dude, digging in the trash is like my thing. i actually was a trash can for nearly a day. a trash can on wheels. ( he says matter of factly before quickly turning on his heels. he gets down on all fours before - - ㅤ

⁺‧₊ ❜𝟎𝟗 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆. ♱@homicidalslut.bsky.social · 4w ago

i mean, if it's that important you could just... jump in the dumpster for it. everyone will think you're a psycho for doing that to get a... sorry, i already forgot- what's the thing you're sad about ? whatever that is, people are gonna think you're a freak for digging through trash for it.

ㅤ " YES, I DID. IT’S — LIKE, THIS SUPER AWESOME SPECIAL CEREAL. " ( turning around, snarling at him. rigby scoffs before going back to recklessly searching. ) " the commercial says it boosts your brain power. " ㅤ

🕹️ℳℴ𝓇𝒹ℯ𝒸𝒶𝒾 🎸@parkslacker.bsky.social · 4w ago

“You spent $30 on a box of cereal?” The taller male asked, adding a bit of sugar to his coffee.

ㅤ whaddup ㅤ

#animerp #sfwrp #nsfwrp ‎ 𝙝𝙚 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 ⸝ 𝙝𝙚 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 ⸝ 𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝙞 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒂𝒚—

ᯓ★ 𝐒𝐄𝐊𝐈 ⸝⸝⸝ 𝑻𝑬𝑲𝑲𝑶.‎ ‎ ˎˊ˗@sen-i-soshitsu.bsky.social · 4w ago

—𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚❜𝙨 𝙖 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚 . . .

archie im crying dude this shit looks dumb af and im totally with it

ㅤ nghh... nnOOOO!!! ( dramatically, he slams his fists on the table as tears prick at his eyes. he even worked overtime for the money he used to buy it... all that hard work of watering the grass... it all meant nothing. ) guh-- guhuh... ㅤ

⁺‧₊ ❜𝟎𝟗 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆. ♱@homicidalslut.bsky.social · 4w ago

( she's looking out of the window for the duration of his ranting. watching some scrawny dude with horns walk to the dumpster and throw the bag in. ) ... ahhhh-- yeah, i think they did. sorry, i know you were really looking forward to your super taiwanese surprise-whatever.

ㅤ ughhh my legs hurt!! ㅤ

ㅤ ( he groans. ) " the box is all pink and purple and stuff ot was also like thirty whole dollars!! if muscle man put his hands on it, i swear - " ㅤ

🕹️ℳℴ𝓇𝒹ℯ𝒸𝒶𝒾 🎸@parkslacker.bsky.social · 4w ago

“What does it look like?” He asked, getting a mug and picking up a pot of coffee before pouring it in.

ㅤ THE SPOON. WITH MY CEREAL. IS IN YOUR MOUTH. STOP EATING MY STUFF!! ( lunging forward and grabbing the bowl. ) ㅤ

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · 4w ago

‎ ( Chewing loudly. ) ( It's, obnoxious. ) No. Why do you think that. ‎

ㅤ ( he growls as he continues searching, swinging open cabinets and emptying out nearly all of their contents. ) " looking for my cereal!! i bought it online and it’s missing! " ㅤ

🕹️ℳℴ𝓇𝒹ℯ𝒸𝒶𝒾 🎸@parkslacker.bsky.social · 4w ago

Mordecai made his way downstairs and yawned and stretched as he made his way to the kitchen. “Dude, what are you doing?”

ㅤ DUDE THAT WAS THE ULTRA MEGA SUGAR CEREAL MADE FROM THE INNERWORKINGS OF TAIWAN!! IT HAD A SPECIAL GAME PRIZE IN IT. PLEASE TELL ME THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN THE GARBAGE OUT YET PLEASE ㅤ

⁺‧₊ ❜𝟎𝟗 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆. ♱@homicidalslut.bsky.social · 4w ago

dude, i took one bite and i thought my tooth was gonna break. i threw that shit out-

ㅤ ( his hands ball into fists. oh no. who the hell does this guy think he is!? ) WH-WHA-YOU-YOU’RE EATING IT RIGHT NOW, YOU LIAR!! ㅤ

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · 4w ago

‎ ( Munching on a bowl of Captain Crunch. ) I dunno. ‎

ㅤ ( rummaging through the kitchen. throwing things everywhere. ) where did all the cereal go!? ㅤ

ㅤ that's what i'm called! 😎 ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝘄𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗻'𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸. ㅤ