K.E.M Lindblom

@eggstronomer.bsky.social

Questioning, overworked angry astronomer of many trades, science journalist, writer, visual artist, GM, gamer and nocturnal geek who speaks her mind every time.

Our Icelandic/Norwegian/Swedish/Finnish #IAU project "Nordic Darkness Awareness", has been selected to proceed to Phase II! The committee describes our idea as "A great proposal. This is very important work!" among other things. Now we'll just have to impress them during the next round as well. ✨🔭

[1/3] Here we go again. Yours clumsy truly burned by boiling oil. No, I won't get into any details other than that I had to go to the local emergency room to have it looked at. As usually, the doctor asked about my profession and when I told him, he really wanted to talk to me about space.

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This little monster is Sputnik. She's a small Testudo Horsfieldii. Her species were the first living Earth creatures to orbit the Moon as a part of the Soviet space program (the Zond 5 probe in 1968), along with some insect eggs and micro-organisms [1/3]

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–Reyes, is that you stomping around on the hull again? I thought you were done with... whatever it was you were doing before. –Affirmative, cap. Yeah, I was done but Aldrich was giving me a hard time about the neon sign so now I'm moving it. [1/7] #SciFiFri

–So 100 000 credits each for icky veggies is a nice little sum. What are you guys going to do with your money? –I'm gonna buy chockas of plonk and have a year long pissup! –That's... very nice, Cadwell. –Nah, seriously I've no idea, cap'n. –Right. Doc? [1/5] #SciFiFri

Due to a pressure of 92 bar, the winds on the surface of Venus are negligible but if that hadn't been the case I bet that they'd feel just like those of Gothenburg today. It's like standing in front of a goddamn flamethrower!!! 🤬🤯🔥

Guy asks me to correct a teeny tiny typo in my latest article because it's important to him that everything is spelled correctly on the internet. In the meantime his message was full of grammar and spelling errors. For some reason I didn't have the heart to tell him.

–Would anyone mind telling me why the corridors are practically blocked by crates containing Reyes' and Aleksandrov's vegetable abominations?! It looks like a bloody country fair! –Crikey, no need to crack the shits, cap'n'! Turn it down a bit, will ya? [1/9] #SciFiFri

[1/6] Sometimes I'm lucky. Working on a project with a team leader that isn't me, I was instructed to used AI for some complicated calculations but the stupid AI got everything wrong so in the middle of the night I of course had to do it all by myself.

Riding the bus an hour ago, I saw something in the sky. First I thought it was an airplane but its smoke trail was strange and broken, and also the object moved far too fast and had a trajectory quite unusual for any of the ordinary plane routes around here. [1/3]

–Okay, here I thought we were getting additional food supplies but instead it showed to be... let me see, no less than one ton of soil. Are you planning to turn the entire station into a greenhouse, Reyes? –No, captain, this is for a special project... [1/5] #SciFiFri

Today it's Midsummer's eve in Sweden. Most likely to have originated as a Norse celebration of the summer solstice, it has now evolved into a national holiday where many Swedes celebrate by eating pickled herring and singing about frogs (okay, not only those things). Happy midsummer, everyone! 🐸🇸🇪💐

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Right. All of my neighbours thought that Monday night was a great time to engage in extremely loud prayer meetings and karaoke when I need to be working. The karaoke was short so I direct my anger to the religious people's prolongated terror.

–All right, who messed with my star catalogues? –Huh? What's the John Dory, Aldrich? –Take a look at this, it's all gibberish! Was it you, Cadwell? –Err... isn't that what it's supposed to look like? –No, it really isn't! And you haven't answered my question! [1/5] #SciFiFri