Emily Harper

@eharperxo.bsky.social

Professional over thinker. I bite during sex and cry during commercials and sometimes the opposite. Probably plotting your downfall while I water my plants. I might peg you or ghost you. Depends on my mood.

(1) 🚨BREAKING: Leaked from Dr. Anthony Fauci’s Private Diary: "Dear Diary, that brain-wormed freak RFK Jr. showed up again today, twitching like a junkie. I asked him what the hell he’s been up to lately and the dumbass just grinned with those dead shark eyes and spilled everything…. (2)..

Bild

We didn’t ask you to release a diary. We demanded you release the Epstein files. We even passed a law.