No cheating post your lock screen
Teddy Swolesevelt@himbiologist.bsky.social · 22h agoNo cheating post your lock screen
Fr tho, sometimes the adderall makes my heart go crazy like
Homer Simpson's Dramatic Heart Attack
ALT: Homer Simpson's Dramatic Heart Attack
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I just finished reading Only Revolutions by Mark Z. Danielewski. I really liked the concept, but it was hard to enjoy a book that takes so much focus to understand 😵💫
I just walked past a guy running and vaping simultaneously. Get it gurl?
Okay so three times now this week, a bird has flown into the window; twice in the day and now once at night. Feeling very threatened but also special in like a chosen one kinda way 🥰
Rewatching Maxxxine, one of the last (if not literally) movies I saw in theatres. I rarely rewatch anything, but she deserves it
Mia Goth as Raeswae in Halter Top
ALT: Mia Goth as Raeswae in Halter Top
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There was a bug in my shoe this morning; I felt and heard it squish beneath my foot as I put it on. (Sorry little guy! 😬)
Some of y’all have a lot of complaints about ‘the smell,’ and no curiosity about where it came from.
Luke LeBrun@lukelebrun.ca · 3w agoThese images of First Nations community members evacuating Collins, Ontario on motorboats are absolutely surreal www.facebook.com/reel/1548244...
Finally listening to Confessions II let’s see what all this bitching is about..
Babysitting my one year old nephew today. He’s pulled out so much chest hair I’m booking a flight to Turkey as soon as he gets picked up (on my sister’s dime of course)
Twice last night, I dreamt about animals killing people. Very graphic ones too .Suffice to say, I am dead tired today 😵💫
Less photogenic version of this for dinner tonight! Still tasty though 😊
Spiced Black Beans with Turmeric Roast Cauliflower
Simple but incredibly delicious spiced black beans with golden roast turmeric cauliflower. Packed with flavour and made from mostly store cupboard ingredients.
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I have spent my whole day passing (the pieces of) a kidney stone, I want to kms 😩😩😩
There’s this baby bird perched outside my window and it’s too chubby to fly, and it’s just chirping away like some kind of alarm. I wish I could keep it 😭
It’s so hot and humid that I’m sitting on my balls like a brooding hen 😩
Everyone on Bluesky is out in their sluttiest shorts, and there’s a frost advisory here for tonight 😭😭 I feel like I’m being punished on a karmic level
Had dinner with my nephews; always really shocking how much teenagers can eat 😵💫