I love when you're on hold and they ask you if you want to listen to music and you say no but they play it anyway 🫠
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"I've never met a spud I didn't like" - Dolly Parton and also me
It's crazy when someone who knows you've not been well compliments your weight loss. Please, think for a minute!
Apropos to nothing, dead men can't sue you for coming forward about the sexual harassment you experienced from them. #speirghorm
Today would be good day to stop buying Ballymaloe products too #speirgorm
Thinking of the women and girls of Ireland in the face of this relentless Glen Hansard hagiography. I hope their stories get told too #speirgorm
The Saw Doctors' royalties are about to go through the roof 💚❤️ #SpeirGhorm
The older I get, the less willing I am to queue for *anything*. If I’d been this age in 1975 Saigon, I’d have happily waved the last helicopter goodbye from across the street
Right off the bat you know you're in for a good one when it's Fay and Odysseus
Somehow forgot that because the 13th became the 12th, the 14th would become the 13th 🥴
It's not really a favour if you feel the need to keep bringing it up! At that point it becomes a burden!
It's jarring how many people hear, "I don't watch soccer" and think, "I must fill her in on what's been happening in the world cup" rather than, "She's not interested in the world cup"
Just saw a woman walking with her dog and her granddaughter on the same split lead. She is operating on a whole other level
Corporations on July 1st changing their rainbow logos back to regular ones
Finding out the prime minister resigned via meme is a great snapshot of his time in office, an utter muppet
Computer: enhance Yep, that's a Christmas tree
A dog ran out of his back yard and across the road to me. I managed to grab him. Brought him back, rang the doorbell, and handed him back to his owner...who promptly put him back out in the yard without closing the door, and the dog ran out again 👍
"Some of us are trying to bask in moon glow" It's a quote from Our Flag Means Death. Google recognised that but instead of giving me a meme or gif or whatever, it started recommending me places to bask in moon glow 🥴 Even worse, my location isn't switched on
Read this wrong initially and thought the support act for CMAT was going to be The Two Johnnies 🥴 Does anyone know who the actual special guests are? #SpéirGhorm
Giant hog weed sounds way more fun than what it actually is
The funnest part about being significantly younger than my siblings is that I'm a Millennial aunt to Gen Z niblings with Gen X parents, so I can accurately call one a weeaboo and they're astounded that I know such a term because their parents would never
Stopped to take a drink of my juice. A man in the park asked me if I'd anything to drink for the dogs. I said, "I do!" and showed him the water and collapsible dog bowl, and that somehow made him mad
Hate how much our phones are spying on us. The algorithm has clicked that I've been emailing companies like PetPlan & YuMove, but not the subject of said emails, so now all my YouTube ads are things I can buy for my dog. "Worried about your pet's health?", how I wish I was still worried about her 💔
Eimeargency Broadcast 🏴☠️🌈💜@eimear.bsky.social · 3mo agoMy baby is going to cross Rainbow Bridge tomorrow and while I'm grateful for this last 24 hours together, I just do not know what to do with myself. She changed the trajectory of my life in the best possible way. After 13 years, it's time to say goodbye and I don't know how 💔
Getting in early with this one 📢 IT'S THE HUMIDITY! 📢 #SpeirGhornlm
I asked my dad why his friend's nickname was Hovis. He said it's because he once took his sandwiches to school in a Hovis wrapper. These men are almost 90. I guess Irish nicknames have always worked like that, huh. #SpéirGhorm
The weather is so stupid at the minute. I'm after putting on fleece-lined tights to heat out, but there's going to be a heatwave in three days #speirghorm