X: The Everything App is down, so I guess I’m hanging out here on Bluesky: The Everyone-is-sad-that-Kat-Abughazaleh-lost App.
Evan Jenkins
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Ad targeting has nailed down my interests precisely (watch brands named after presidents)
USAID funding gets cut off and suddenly X: The Everything App stops working. Very suspicious.
All your favorite poasters (me) are now on Bluesky: The Something App
Elon has achieved his biggest Government Efficiency win yet: breaking Twitter.
Reminder that you should be following me on Twitter because it’s better than anything on this web site
Some personal news: I think I’m more or less done with Bluesky. If you don’t already, follow me on Twitter!
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I wish there were a way to temporarily lift all my mutes just so I could stare into the hellmouth a little, as a treat.
Kinda rude of the Jews to give the gays a whole month but not even let them control the weather.
I don’t get why the gays need a whole month to be gay. I’m straight for a cumulative total of like 12 minutes a year.
Gift of the Magi but the husband and wife secretly switch pronouns so that the other can be gay for Pride Month, but they end up still being a straight couple.
Really feeling the urge to participate in Pride Month this year. Can't decide if I should change my pronouns or bang a dude.
My kindergartener just claimed that a tiger is a girl lion. Can’t believe they’re teaching this gender nonsense in our schools!
“A whole month for pride? When’s the month for shame, huh?!” My friend, every month is the month for shame.
Are people actually not familiar with the extremely common term “anglosphere,” or are they just acting in bad faith?
New bsky tos prohibits content that “encourages, promotes, or glorifies violence against… animals.” Huge win for vegan bsky. Let’s start reporting those steak pics!
“A Nazi accusation for a Nazi accusation makes the whole world Nazis” —Mohandas K. Gandhi (a noted Nazi)
PSA: Your community is not threatened by outgroup "Nazis." Your community is threatened by ingroup narcissists whose incentives are to make your community worse because that's how they hold on to power.
