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Elaina Eiser

@elainaeiser.bsky.social

YA and Adult Fantasy Writer. Avid Reader, teacher, and mother of 2. Ace. Living with EDS & POTS. Overthinking, over-caffeinated, and probably hungry. She/her. Currently querying Linktree: https://linktr.ee/elainaeiserauthor Website: www.elainaeiser.com

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andrea 💘@starringandrea.bsky.social · 3mo ago

GET IT TOGETHER | 88K | Adult Black Rom-Com ✨ Nothing can stop Cassie and Malcolm, bona fide workaholics, from pursuing a second, serendipitous chance at love, until a tangled web of money, frenemies, and yarn jeopardizes their best-laid plans and threatens to tear them apart.🧶🖤 #QuestPit #Q #R #A

White text and images over a brown background. Agent's guide to GET IT TOGETHER. Est. Brooklyn 2026. 88K. Now Querying. The Pitch: Nothing can stop Cassie and Malcolm, bona fide workaholics, from pursuing a second, serendipitous chance at love, until a tangled web of money, frenemies, and yarn jeopardizes their best-laid plans and threatens to tear them apart. What to expect: Rom-Com Antics with Heart & Depth, Second (and third) chances, BIPOC cast of characters, he falls first, but she wants casual, high spice, cafes, clubs, and craft stores, fierce and funny friendships, anti-capitalist propaganda, "what if i just quit my shitty job" The comps: Kennedy Ryan's can't get enough, Alexis Daria's along came amor, and HBO's insecure A black adult rom-com of overcaffeinated proportionsWhite text and image over brown background. Image is of two people holding a disco ball. Text says: Get it Together - Meet the MCs She thinks he’s too cool for her, and he thinks she’s too cool for him, and that might make them perfect for each other. Cassie quit her high-powered job and really wants a craft store. Cassie loves a good plan, but she certainly didn’t plan to quit her shitty job when her boss screws her over. Determined to leave her corporate baddie phase behind, she devises “The Fun Plan” and swears off dating until she’s figured her life out. Her co-dependent ex was a nightmare, and she can’t have a man throw her off track again. But when she runs into Malcolm eight years after their one-night stand at his beloved Brooklyn cafe, his willingness to help her out is kind of charming... (she’s a virgo) Malcolm owns Brooklyn’s hottest cafe and he really wants her (duh). Malcolm is shook when Cassie barges into his cafe with a bag full of yarn. Little does she know, he just got an embarrassing lecture from his friends that he’s never beating the workaholic allegations, despite leaving the finance world years ago. Cassie’s reappearance might be the distraction he needs, and he can show her what she’s been missing. Now if only she didn’t come with a conniving, elitist social circle that could upend everything he’s worked so hard to build... (he’s a capricorn) White text and images over black background. Images include pictures of coffee, food, couples, and clubs to represent the energy of brooklyn. Also features images of artists to listen to: Beyonce, Victoria Monet, Janet Jackson, and Amber Mark. Text says: Get it Together - Peep the Vibe It may be winter in Brooklyn, but Cassie and Malcolm are keeping each other warm. Adult Rom-Com | Second chance | Found Family | Black MCs | High Spice | Based in NYCWhite text and images over black background. Text says: Get it together - the comps. The fierce friendships and business dynamics of Can't Get Enough by Kennedy Ryna The will-she-just-love-him-already-feels of: Along came amor by Alexis Daria The endearing messiness and candor of HBO's insecure
Elaina Eiser@elainaeiser.bsky.social · 12mo ago

When Milo is banished from his shifter community for existing with a chronic illness, his grief sets off a chain reaction that will reshape his town. The friendships he forges will help him find out not just how to be a wolf, but what it means to be human. #QueerPit #YA #P #MR

This is a movie poster for The Moon Bleeds Silver. At the top, accolades mention chronic illness rep, small town, big secrets, and found family. At the bottom is the pitch: When isolated wolf shifter Milo runs away to discover the joys of the human world with his new friend Perrie, who shares his rare genetic condition, his banishment starts a chain of events, which includes overthrowing his tyrannical community leaders. In the middle is a girl under a full moon with a wolf shadow underneath it.
Elaina Eiser@elainaeiser.bsky.social · last yr.

Chronic illness writers - do you ever just randomly experience what your characters go through? Because I'm writing about one of my MCs who just subluxed her shoulder and I swear my right arm is so weak right now 😂 crazy!

Elaina Eiser@elainaeiser.bsky.social · last yr.

THE SUNBEARER TRIALS X HOUSE IN THE CERULEAN SEA Platonic love might be the strongest of all. When Milo and Perrie's worlds collide, chronic illness bonds them together closer than blood. Will Milo's secrets swallow Perrie whole or can they remain friends? #questpit #Q #YA #PR

This is a two-toned mood board, black and gold. On the black side is a tarot card of the moon with the silhouette of a boy sitting inside. On the gold side is a tarot card of the sun with the silhouette of a girl sitting inside. Text on the black side reads: She's the sun in my life. Text on the gold side reads: he's eclipsing everything I've ever known.
Elaina Eiser@elainaeiser.bsky.social · last yr.

When Milo is banished from his shifter community for existing with a chronic illness, his grief sets off a chain reaction that will reshape his town. The friendships he forges will help him find out not just how to be a wolf, but what it means to be human. #questpit #Q #YA #PR

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Elaina Eiser@elainaeiser.bsky.social · 2y ago

Some wins this week! I wrote the query letter (minus the meta data) for The Moon Bleeds Silver! It needs some tweaks but I like it so far. I came up with an interesting addition to my cozy fantasy and am excited to implement it. What were your wins this week?

Elaina Eiser@elainaeiser.bsky.social · 2y ago

People of Bluesky. Let's get to know each other better. What is your all-time favourite TV show? Quote share your answer in gif form

aang from avatar the last airbender is standing in the snow with a group of people .

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WritingOrrWhat@matteaorr.bsky.social · 2y ago

People of Bluesky. Let's get to know each other better. What is your all-time favourite TV show? Quote share your answer in gif form

Elaina Eiser@elainaeiser.bsky.social · 2y ago

I forgot to make an intro post! Hi #Writingcommunity I'm Elaina and I write mostly fantasy, young adult and adult. I'm currently working on a cozy adult fantasy while I let my YA werewolf book sit before revisions. I'm a mom of cats and humans and an educator during the day.