My little after tea snooze was just interrupted by that bloody Government alert bollocks. *shakes fist* BURNHAM!
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Had someone put Michael Brown through the washing machine on a hot cycle?
The big question: Are you watching the eclipse on ITV with Matterface and Dixon, or on BBC with Shearer and Guy Mowbray?
Finally, another reason* to use a colander. *I used to wear it as a tinfoil hat until I realised all the holes were letting the 5G through.
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No Corrie tonight cos... *checks notes* ...ITV are showing a preseason friendly between the Uniteds of Manchester and Leeds. What absolute poppycock. I might write an angry letter to my MP.
Bonnie Tyler dies and then a few weeks later there's a Total Eclipse. Makes u think.
Tricky. Doing Maxinquaye in full. I say doing Maxinquaye in full, but the amount of time he spent running off the side of stage for a "top-up", it was practically a Martina Topley Bird "doing her bits of the songs solo" show.
Had this discussion with a pal earlier today. What's the most disappointing live music act you've ever seen?
Glenn Hoddle was ace. As was Josh Davis. (DJ Shadow.) Si Jones and Nick McCabe (the verve) are ALWAYS lovely. Haven't met a rude one.
Nicest celebrity you’ve met? Rudest celebrity you’ve met?
"Cost of Living", the new album by Andy Burnham, (in collaboration with Jamie Webster) out now. Catch the lads on tour at a venue near you, soon.
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Only about 8 and two of them are not won't but can't cos of the missus' nut allergy
There are 12 that I absolutely won't eat. 🤷♀️ What about you? 🤔
Nice to see Rod Liddle has finally done something to unite people, instead of spewing shite and sewing division and hatred. 😉
I'm at an 18th birthday party and the DJ is playing Mr Brightside. FFS.
Awake at bastard 4am. And for what? World Cup finished ages ago, so it's not like there's games to watch. Fuck off stupid brain. Fuck right off.
Just reading an obituary of Bill Oddie. Who knew he liked to visit them nudey beaches? The deviant. Oh... it says NATURALIST.
Just watched Disclosure Day cos it appeared on the old FuegoPalo... Love stuff about aliens*, quite enjoy the fillums of Mr Stevo Spielberg, and this was alright up until a point. Just some parts were a tad far fetched and the ending was a bit meh. But apart from that it was ok. *deffo exist
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