Max(?) (event)
@eldritchcurator.bsky.social
5'4. Age:Unknown. ๐ (23) 18+ only. //EVENT UNDER WAY Penned by: https://spence //pfp by @itsmeduck.bsky.social THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT. pinned by MazM. Concept art.
I can handle rude comments. I will not be subjected to...lewd acts!
๐๐๐ ๐๐@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social ยท 3d ago[ Another snort, as his hands place themselves upon his own sides . ] " Can't handle crassness, aye ? Then y'er gonna absolutely hate m', then ! 'Crass' 's my middle name ... alongside 'Rip Ass,' geheheh-!
Lewdness! In broad daylight!! [slowly uncovering his face.] How..how crass!
๐๐๐ ๐๐@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social ยท 3d ago[ A low snort, as the massive, rotund roo slowly faced Max again . ] " And ? Nothin' wrong wit' tha' really, y'know ? "
"I do *not* know you, strange person! I promise!"
๐ธ๐๐๐๐ข๐@alunarobserver.bsky.social ยท 3d ago"Sure, sure. You hit your head or something?'
What do I care if you hunt treasure?! How you make money in a real job is fine, an escort is..is..-! It is lewd!
๐๐๐ ๐๐@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social ยท 3d ago" Bah, c'mon ! No point in bein' such a pearl clutcher ! " [ ... a soft sigh, as his own thick fingers attempted to lift his already tight khaki pants even further up . ] " Y' make an honest livin', n' suddenly folks get judge-y, but when I say 'm also a treasure hunter ... "
[Future max would have been all for this..this max though..covering his eyes.] COVER THYSELF-
๐๐๐ ๐๐@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social ยท 3d ago[ A scoff, as he turned around and held his hand out . ] " No shame in it when ya get sum' decent cash outta it, y'know ? " [ ... his thong was practically showing just above his pants line . ๐ง ]
I wouldn't know! I have never seen someone in that stuff..not..not infront of me at least.
ใ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ผ๐ใ@ostrumcupiditas.bsky.social ยท 3d agoAin't it enticing to see me wear such things?
He's already climbing up the stairs without her! Muttering something under his breath. Something about..acid?? Upon entering the room, he takes a minute. Looking around. "..deja-vu.."
๐๐ซ๐ก๐ฏ๐ข๐ ๐๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ช๐ช.@livingdeadghoul1.bsky.social ยท 3d agoNow she's got him. Andrea nods towards a set of stairs behind the bar " ๐ค๐ช๐ง room is upstairs. "
What? People seem to think otherwise. How foolish
๐ฝ๐๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐ อฬ-โฌ@slyaoba.bsky.social ยท 3d agowha-
Today has been a lot. But rest assured all of you, I am human. I am normal. I promise.
"Master?!" He looks on edge, quickly closing the distance. Voice to a whisper. "..how do you know about him. Keep your mouth shut Infront of the others- if he knew I was out and visiting this planet for the second time ever he would kill me-! Your room. Now. We have much to discuss..apparently."
๐๐ซ๐ก๐ฏ๐ข๐ ๐๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ช๐ช.@livingdeadghoul1.bsky.social ยท 3d ago" We may not be married per say but you are my partner. " Her brows furrow in concern. She stops herself from approaching again. " Has your master done something? I don't understand.. "
"I..have never been married..I am sorry, you must have me confused for someone else. I am a normal person. Max McCollum. Human.."
๐๐ซ๐ก๐ฏ๐ข๐ ๐๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ช๐ช.@livingdeadghoul1.bsky.social ยท 3d agoAndreas hand forms a first as he pulls his fingers from hers. Her arm falls back to her side. " Have I done something wrong? " Letting out a yelp, she looks at him genuinely hurt. " It's me! Darling it's Andrea Grimm, corpse bride? " +
He could just pull away, after all who is this random unded woman to try and touch his shoulder?! Just putting a hand up instead to stop her, fingers touching. Shock between them. "I...I assure you, Madam, I have not met you in my life! I am human. I would remember meeting a..zombie..?" -->
๐๐ซ๐ก๐ฏ๐ข๐ ๐๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ช๐ช.@livingdeadghoul1.bsky.social ยท 3d ago" Because we are.. " Andrea frowns studying him. She starts to approach, making out like she's going to grab his shoulder " This isn't funny. Are you alright? Did something happen today? "
I have read about it, you take an entire day doing things you want to do. Fun things.
ใ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ผ๐ใ@ostrumcupiditas.bsky.social ยท 3d agoA "me" day. . .?
"I. Keep telling you, miss, I do not know you! I am new here!! The fact you know my name is concerning!" Backing up "Why doth you speak of me so..like we are lovers!?"
๐๐ซ๐ก๐ฏ๐ข๐ ๐๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ช๐ช.@livingdeadghoul1.bsky.social ยท 3d ago+ " I need you to help me wire this back in. " Andrea scoops up the rib bone holding it casually. " I swear if it keeps breaking off like this I'll scream! "
Yes well..you may lose one purpose, yet find another in time. One of your own accord.
ใ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ผ๐ใ@ostrumcupiditas.bsky.social ยท 3d agoHm. A library? Sounds. . .nice. I had a purpose, but I escaped that purpose due to the pain and suffering it brought me.
I do. You are not a waste. Everyone has a purpose..mine is to dust books at..uh...a library! Yes. Library.
ใ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ผ๐ใ@ostrumcupiditas.bsky.social ยท 3d agoIf you say so.
"Joke?! I do not know you, miss! How doth though even know *my* name! I am new here!!"
๐๐ซ๐ก๐ฏ๐ข๐ ๐๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ช๐ช.@livingdeadghoul1.bsky.social ยท 3d agoWeird joke but she'll play along! Putting a hand to her forehead, adding a dramatic flare to her voice " You wound me dear Max! How could you forget your love so?! "