1. Facts 2. The fact that specificity around freeway definitions and referring to fireflies the way they do in books are what gives us away is objectively hilarious. mydialect.us/explore.html

@brianrosenworcel.bsky.social this seemed like the kind of thread you’d want to see and bluesky might be just quiet enough to achieve it. www.reddit.com/r/Guster/s/T...

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Excellent Flock piece by the… Alexandria Times? I’ll take it. alextimes.com/local-news/c...

City under watch: Times uncovers more Flock cameras than previously disclosed

By James Libresco | jlibresco@alextimes.com The cameras arrived quietly. The same technology had enkindled a furor across the nation, but without as much as a public hearing, few in Alexandria took no...

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PSA. If Alexandria police want to look for a specific license plate in connection with a crime or kidnapping or whatever… they can! You don’t actually need a nationwide always on hackable database of everyone’s movements for that!

The Zebra Press | Alexandria News@thezebraalexandria.bsky.social · last wk.

Have You Been Flocked in Alexandria? thezebra.org/2026/08/27/h...

Spotted in Pat Miler Square. What would Dolly Parton do? 🤩

Yessssssss

Alexandria Times interviewing both Abigail’s owner and a second victim. So glad to see this side of the story finally getting out there. alextimes.com/local-news/y...

Your Dog's Best Friends owner sued for $1.6M by dog owner - Alexandria Times

By Hannah Shiblaq | hshiblaq@alextimes.com Andrew Cheslock – the owner of Abigail, a 14-month-old golden retriever killed during a grooming service at Your Dog’s Best Friends in 2024 – compared his di...

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Please let me stay here forever

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I just thought I was going to a regular cardinals-cubs game! This is wild! What a debut!!!

Found this from the list of AEDP accelerator startups: A friendship app for men and the bot that does all the mental work to arrange your outings is “Emma” Sigh.

ALXnow@alxnow.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Alexandria entrepreneur launches app to help men beat the ‘friendship recession’

Talking about the power of making 311 tickets while you walk your dog (a personal passion of mine) with Alexandria Police! Happy National Night Out!

Hey @capitalweather.com - why is this thunder… so extended?

👀 near the Del Ray post office

Speaking of the bot - now that I am four months in, here's a hot spot I wasn't expecting... they are mostly scooter strikes. Anyone have a theory as to why here? (alxdispatch.org)

We desperately need more tools to enforce traffic laws across borders in the DMV. The car that hit this five year old had a LONG history of violations. Completely foreseeable. www.fox5dc.com/news/5-year-...

Next level Pokemon Go Make a 311 Ticket today.

Could there be a better birthday gift than learning I share the date with the arrival of the traffic light in Alexandria?! Extremely on brand!

The Alexandria Brief@alexandriabrief.com · 2mo ago

Alexandria's July 7: The end of a federal occupation, the start of the automobile age, and nearly a century in between

We have a heavy duty air filter inside the house and it almost never registers anything. Here’s last night’s PM2.5 readings (read fully indoors after normal HVAC filtration) in Alexandria. PM1 spiked similarly.

YMCA huh?

Tag yourself in our future photo! I’m this jaunty one with the hat! His bike is pink you can just tell.

Ryan Belmore@ryanbelmore.com · 3mo ago

For some reason, it wasn't uploading. I just deleted the file and reuploaded it; it should be there now. Thanks for flagging.

The people would like to see (and possibly recreate) this Alexandria Bicycle Club photo.

The Alexandria Brief@alexandriabrief.com · 3mo ago

June 22 in Alexandria history: When City Council bought a former Almshouse property and turned it into the ballfield now known as Simpson Field

That’s definitely not supposed to be there. From what I could tell riding by all vehicle occupants were ok - no major EMS activity when I was there.

In other dispatches from the Avenue: if you like international gummy candy, @deptofbeerandwine.bsky.social just restocked and the selection is incredible.

I wish I could figure out a way to document the sheer number of bicycles around Gustave and the avenue generally right now. Any pole within blocks is in use. Amazing.

Living rent free in peoples heads on this Thursday night, apparently. 😂

Thought there are some people of the skeets friday mending club who would be interested in this.Del Ray Artisans on 6/20 from 10am-12pm

Can anyone see the Masonic memorial? I believe it’s now red and white for Croatia… true?

Kevin Sanders (YDBF abuser) was sentenced to 5 years on the felony charge with all but 2 years suspended, and 12 months all suspended on the remaining 3 misdemeanors. Pretty amazing work by AWLA and the commonwealths attorney to see animal abuse actually charged and prosecuted successfully.

Hands Off the Arts has a livestream where you can watch and wait to see Trump's name taken off the Kennedy Center! www.youtube.com/live/BslwLBR...

Take the Name Down: Kennedy Center Live Cam

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