Purple Elf Guy
@elezenman.bsky.social
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i... i literally could not stop thinking about this after reading "eyes like a succubus" lmfao
Licensed Certified Elf Dealer@elfexegete.bsky.social · 3d agoJust so yall know that I ain’t pulling your leg when I say Thordan’s designer made him look That Way out of sheer horniness
ok hopefully without a fire to get in the way this time wind-up wol reqs will reopen on SATURDAY, AUG 15TH @ 1PM EST just in time for gateway fate and sticker trades! detailed info: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I’m approaching 50 of these, does anyone want to print them nicely into a book and send them out to my low double digits marketable audience for me?
a bunch of fresh mugs getting ready for a little photoshoot ❤️
Partner is on a work trip rn and he was telling me about this coworker who was talking about how awful his old job wad because employees were got 50 vacation days a year and nobody was expected to work on weekends and he hated how nobody wanted to grind 24/7 🥴
Got the apartment to myself this weekend so I might just have a no life gaming day tomorrow in xiv to catch up with relic and grind OC Get some takeout as a little treat and just chill with my elf and the buns
Man what is wrong with airline travel this year some friends' flight today got cancelled 😔 most of the flights my friends or I have booked this year experienced cancellations or severe delays like I've got half a dozen major airlines on my shit list lmao
