contemptible scoundrel
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thief. inventor of technology. SIDS survivor contemptible-scoundrel on tumblr
on a related note he recently purchased a 3d printer because he wants to get into selling 3d printed aquarium decorations. I might have leukemia
contemptible scoundrel@elf-chaser.bsky.social · 20h agoreally hoping my father is using the type of chatbot that makes you go crazy and kill your wife and son and self and not the type that just generates pictures and convinces you to make bad financial decisions
really hoping my father is using the type of chatbot that makes you go crazy and kill your wife and son and self and not the type that just generates pictures and convinces you to make bad financial decisions
The Murderous Empath understands why you might feel that way and wants you to know that your feelings are valid but The Murderous Empath is practicing self care by prioritizing their own needs right now
in the dark cyberpunk future of 2126, borg'd-out technofreaks get subdermal implants that kirkify their faces to all nearby camera feeds for complete anonymity while conducting their freak'd-out technocrimes. the kirk's visage as it's come to be known is a notorious symbol of the criminal underworld
YOU ARE TO BE INSIDE BY NINE O'CLOCK OR WE WILL SHOOT YA
when you fuck up mechanics during a duality run and experience so many simultaneous memories of calus sexually harassing a psion towel-boy that you forget your own name
PLEASEE JUST ONE PLATE ITS ALL I NEED ALL IVE EVER WANTED PLEAASE
Redwall Feasts Bot@redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 7d agoGolden loaves of Abbey bread shone in the candlelight; tureens of steaming mushroom and chestnut stew were placed at intervals, between wedges of pale gold cheese with chives and apples and a summer salad.
I have a mutual who never directly retweets anything, only ever shares other peoples minimal quote tweets of the post saying things like "lol" "this is funny" "true"
how can I exploit this for my own gain?
Catherina Gioino@catgioino.bsky.social · last wk.I wrote about how much Americans wagered on sports betting in 2025 and how it’s more than they spent on movies, art, museums and music combined. Read my article @fortunemagazine.bsky.social fortune.com/2026/07/26/g...
So: You're Trapped In My Illusion. Here's What You Can Do About It: -Cower -Plead - Beg - Accept Your Fate - Kneel - Lose All Hope - Lament - Offer Coin - Die
you know what I think I would very much enjoy one of those acorn dumplings pass it here brother
Redwall Feasts Bot@redwallfeasts.bsky.social · last wk.Here, matey, how's that for pear cider? Try some of this hot root punch. How d'you like sweet seed an' barley cake? Have a wedge. D'you reckon you'd get the better of one of these acorn dumplings? Come on then.
[replying to homies post about wearing two layers in hot weather] haha aye I call it the boymoders gambeso[remembering he's a guy] [throwing my phone across the room before I can finish the reply] NYYYEAAARRGHH!!!!!!!
NUDIST GUAPO: call me mr take it off the way I doff these clothes
with their recent hit "Enemy," Imagine Dragons paints a dark and disturbing vision of a hostile world where no one can be trusted
THOSE WHO PARTICIPATE IN UNSEEMLY BEHAVIOR DNI OR I WILL BE MAJORLY AGGRAVATED
I hear its in maryland, lovely place any time of year really
Dark Souls Dialog Bot@soulsdialogbot.bsky.social · 2w agoDon't even consider visiting Anor Londo. Not in your state.
GAY BRITISH JOHNNY CASH: [realizing this bit is too many degrees of separation from the original and opting for a bait and switch punchline] I shot a man in reno just to watch him die
[sharpening a bowie knife while mad-dogging you] we don't take kindly to strangers round here... not unless you're a Simpsons from Springfield, that is. [staring down the edge of my blade] and you're no Lisa, Bart Maggie, or Marge [stabs knife into bench] and you sure as shit are no Homer
be wary traveler... the giant crows of this land oft pick up noobs and drop them from great heights to crack their hard armored shells like coconuts, so that they may devour the tender flesh within...