Marcus
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Probably playing devil's advocate. Probably eating. Probably doing calisthenics. Probably playing some RPG. Probably horny. Scientist and regulatory specialist.
Me: Proudly resisting marketing of any kind, thinking celebrity endorsement is insincere bullshit, having zero subscriptions, store cards, etc and generally finding any advert intrusive and annoying Krispy Kreme: lol, you're kinda drunk on 7 margaritas, here
The girl at Asda-Greggs now knows my face, name and order. Its time for me to be put down.
Voldemort, at this point, really is just going down a checklist of famous rapists and abusers and comparing "virtue", whilst asserting a continued position of feminism.
Billie Jean Sweeney@billiejsweeney.bsky.social · yesterdayToday Rowling compared herself to Mike Tyson on X and threatened her critics with “brain injury” if they cross her. She wasn’t joking. Rowling is a despicable bigot who promotes censorship and intimidation. She has lost on the facts and is flailing about, untethered to reality.
Half a second of my 🍑 in that video and insta gays got PARCHED
Bender. Class cancelled so the more keen of us came to the gym to practice.
Ok who the fuck told the gays to call their underwear "statement gear"
Peter Griffin Meg Griffin
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Took me a solid minute to realise that the guy I was working out next to looked familiar because it's my flatmate.
Chocobo, Carbuncle, and Phoenix waiting for me to summon them into battle
Sent a rage email to the office because of a kitchen incident that left me having to rinse out the recycling bin. Not the first time. Trying to be funny, I ended the email "Marcus, Trash King" 3 people replied, crossing out "King" 😭
Pretty sure I just caught someone taking a photo of me in the changing room. Very creepy. But also
Girl Posing Reaction Meme Stan Twt
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Most of the lights in the gym have suddenly gone off and I can sense the gays have thought that Pride has come/cum early
My PT catching me arriving at the gym, then seeing me just sitting around nearly 10 minutes later... Not a good look
- Age: People keep saying I should be depressed - Gender: M - Sexuality: Yes please, sir - Height: 5’11” - Eyes: Brown - Fav food: Pad Kra Pao/ - Fav drink: Margarita - Fav game: Final Fantasy VII - Fav film: Right now? Lucky Number Slevin - Fav show: The state of the world - Fav animal: 🐢 🐸
Dylan Harrington@kindofahugedyl.bsky.social · 2d ago- Age: younger than your dad but not by much - Gender: M - Sexuality: M4M - Height: 6’1” - Eyes: Brown - Fav food: Chicken Tikka Masala - Fav drink: Diet Coke, lately - Fav game: Horizon Zero Dawn - Fav film: that one with Anne Hathaway - Fav show: Sunday in the Park with George - Fav animal: 🐬
Fog above the canal surface. That's it. Summer is over. Everything is cold. May as well snow, now.
"IX, the Nihility. They believe that the ultimate fate of the multiverse is nothingness, and therefore, worthless." Same, IX, more so every day.
My (very, very Conservative voter) friend posting an absolute belter (against his own party)
In the same week, Reform (predictably) have turned from their "Help our own first!" lip service by saying they'll take critical welfare payments from the disabled and denounced Burnham's aim to house the homeless. "Help our own first!*" *Unless you're homeless, poor, disabled, or a carer.
The food I routinely cook makes me so glad I'm not a bottom 🌶️
We've rewatched A Bug's Life in honour of Hayden, now we're gonna rewatch Heroes. I guess I need to replay Kingdom Hearts, also.
"People don't own the moon" BITCH, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE FIRST THING PEOPLE WILL DO WHEN THEY CAN BUILD ON THE MOON, NOT CLAIM TERRITORY?! IT'S CALLED A SPACE RACE FOR A REASON
Apart from being a fucking hilarious story, how come we're not allowed to talk about pronouns in the NHS but we're fine to gender an AI?
I think that at this point, RFK Jnr's healthcare/MAGA/antivax policies (agenda) has made more people provably ill than vaccines ever allegedly have. What CAN Americans eat now, without destroying their toilets soon after? The Taco Bell cliche got nothing on RFK Jnr.
Goals work; I'm really sad it's a new workout block and weighted pullups has gone, when I'd just gotten to adding nearly 40% of my body weight (30kg) 😂 Its almost as if a PT knows what he's talking about.
It's literally pride next week and our events sold out time ago. And, like clockwork, my inbox is being spammed by gays asking "just in case"... Why are people so dim?
Marcus@elgobsucram.bsky.social · 6mo agoA comedian I saw on instagram the other day said "gays will do anything for cheap and free sold-out tickets... Except buy them when they're available". It's true 😂
I hope you selfish, wilted tossers are happy now; you got rid of the sun and I am freezing. 😭
I don't care to divulge how much of my weekend was spent doing this, carving out the space, making objects and building it all, but I am pretty happy with it (so far).
