Marcus
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Probably playing devil's advocate. Probably eating. Probably doing calisthenics. Probably playing some RPG. Probably horny. Scientist and regulatory specialist.
this is a pretty good microcosm of how things in big tech have changed over the past few years is this really important? no, but "what's in the microkitchens" is an easy way to make people feel special, which is something that used to be very important in big tech now it's "sit down and shut up"
norvid_studies@norvid-studies.bsky.social · yesterday
When they're whinging about a perceived lack of sex, never let them forget that you're the one they tell all their sexscapades to.
An absolute Karen shot her mouth at me in Asda for walking slightly faster and, just as I start scanning, drops/explodes her entire 4-pint bottle of milk, drenching her feet and the entrance to the self-checkout, such that everyone else had to go elsewhere to pay, bitching at her as they moved
I’m never sad when someone deactivates. It’s like they escaped the prison. I’m jealous. I don’t have the fortitude to burrow out and make a run for the hills. I subsist too much on the attention of others to fully commit to a life without social media.
Pervy men buying Meta glasses and already being at least one incident involving a woman, where the owner publicly shamed her and tried to get her punished for breaking them, when he refused to deactivate Joanne: SUE THE NHS FOR HAVING TRANS-INCLUSIVE SPACES TO PROTECT WOMEN
The underwear model friend posted a photo of us drunk-kissing on the lips and now all of his colleagues, clients and social media contacts are going wild asking who I am.
Fabulous Kid Karaoke Performance
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Radio 2: "Are couple's who engage in PDA happier?" ...are people who don't care what other people think and show off their relationship happier? Gee. Let me think. 😂
This abomination exists because gays have been buying into this con for years already.
Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · 24h agoThis isn't a moralistic statement or anything but uh. This is from too much porn. Like way too much
I'm sorry, you can't have electricity because a model of that gnome with a jizz sock was briefly held here by the actor they're erasing with a new TV series because of his tolerant views.
Putting in my will that when I die, anyone who tries to make up a shitty AI picture in memoriam is banned from the funeral I've assumed I'm getting.
Being sat drinking in a pub 2 floors underneath a 20-man gay orgy, with texts flying to both me and my friend, is surreal.
Being sat drinking in a pub 2 floors underneath a 20-man gay orgy, with texts flying to both me and my friend, is surreal.
Being called "rude and ignorant" because I didn't know the name of a regular to our party is... Strange. Especially when he even admits that we've never been introduced. Sorry, I'll just stalk and/or develop telepathy to be intrusive and personally know 300-1000 people every month.
And a lunchtime dalliance to finish my week off a bang, or... Several.
Marcus@elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2d agoI've done things in the last 24 hours that would make my ancestors cancel their subscription to viewing the mortal realm.
Ending up with this meme, because I wanted eggs for breakfast and somehow sat down with a full Nasi Goreng
I've done things in the last 24 hours that would make my ancestors cancel their subscription to viewing the mortal realm.
Me posting a thirst trap and immediately getting DMs from both halves of the married couple I saw in the changing rooms 2 minutes prior
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I've just found a pair of earphones I lost 6 months ago. Which begs the question: who owned the identical pair my friend found in his sofa and gave to me, thinking they were mine?
At calisthenics today, we had to do shrimp squats and dragon squats. Doing that after leg day? I am SORE.
Automatic ban for anyone in a gym who leaves the angled leg press in the bottom position.
Day 4 of my week off and the doing fuck all guilt has set in.
My son was wearing a "Vote Reform" t-shirt and an "I love Nigel" baseball hat. He's been spat at, abused, slapped around the head and told he's a brainless twat. God knows what's going to happen to him once he gets out of the house...
I love British drag. The quiz host has a week off and has made every answer in this week's quiz include an S or double-S, because the guest host has a lisp 😭💀😂
Put the umbrella plant out in the rain, Sonic underneath and sent it to flatmate with the Rihanna song. Because I'm a nerd, like that.
I just took part in The National Conversation to share my views on what it's really like living in our area right now. It's a major UK-wide project by researchers at Oxford University, and it only takes a few minutes. You should have your say too! www.national-conversation.ox.ac.uk
The National Conversation
I just took part in The National Conversation to share my views on what it's really like living in our area right now. It's a major UK-wide project by researchers at Oxford University, and it only tak...
national-conversation.ox.ac.uk
People who have booked venues before: is a 40% deposit (of the agreed bar spend) as offensively high as I think it is?
