El Hoffman | Author/Poet | ✡️

@elhoffmanauthor.bsky.social

📚 New Adult and Adult Writer 📚 Fantasy/Romance/Sci-Fi/Poetry Steam Deck OLED Gamer 🎮 Salt Lake City > Austin📍✡️ 🩷💜💙

Why I Bit You Mid-Pet 1. Too much affection. 2. Too little affection. 3. You moved your hand. 4. I was done. You weren't. 5. I was testing your reflexes. 6. You were petting in the wrong direction. 7. I remembered something you did in 2025. 8. Doesn't matter why. I make the rules. 9. I'm a cat.

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I’m glad that I got to come back to Dallas for one night! I lived here very briefly last year, and I was able to do a few book signings during that time. I’m an indie author and poet who’s converting to Judaism, and I write fantasy, romance, sci-fi, women’s fiction, horror, and lots of poetry. 💙

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