getting old is such an annoying privilege like yeah cool didn't think i'd make it here but why's a little fall gotta cost me two weeks of mobility ow
elisabeth
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a girl once told me that i reminded her of her favourite autist: data
new to this whole wearing trousers thing idc really if it reads as fem bc it looks good; feels like a weight off my soul to not give a fuck about that
pull it together girl depression is for people who have friends to talk to you’re embarrassing yourself lock in and jump in front of that car
my heart is so weak because i poured little bits of it into every woman i’ve ever loved. like sauron with the one ring.
computer why do i have so much energy on the day i got three hours of sleep this is some cruel trick
the urge to go to the farther away dispensary bc the door person calls you love and the budtender calls you gorgeous
so close to just eliminating singing entirely from my career like i’m not ever going to be quiet about transphobia in the workplace, and i will never place my career ahead of my dignity in a world where i know The Academy is never going to pick me. there is no reward for meekness.
it turns out it was that serious and you probably do need to end everything now.
the entire point of rules is to change people's behaviour, aaron
never do the math on your value as a person. or always. i always forget which is right.
so i see here that on your resume under "skills" you have listed "tillamook cheddar," could you explain in detail how tillamook cheddar has informed your career trajectory?
if you consume whole foods guacamole for long enough you'll begin to believe that citric acid has always been an ingredient commonly found in guac. you'll go to a mexican restaurant one day and ask why their guac isn't filled with static.
approaching 40 really will have you saying shit like "have you tried eating beans?"
||: -decide to have good day -do not weigh to ensure no bad morning vibes -have anxiety attacks all day bc no weigh -cry bc this is so fucking stupid :||
annoyed bc i am not a Gamer which means that TotK was a $300 purchase bc i didn't have a switch and now OoT remake is going to be a $600 game bc its the only reason i would ever buy a switch 2
wife who texts "yo quiero :(" when she wants you to cosign ordering taco bell for dinner
sorry i was trying to make sure i was as small as psychically possible in your mind and it just kind of bled into physical reality, i never intended to enter the diminutive timeline it's just inertia
my wife often quantifies the cost of an experience in the unit of number of cocktails on a night out, eg taking an uber home instead of walking, one cocktail i'm trying to do the same with uninsured specialist visits and the cost of laser. one session with a registered dietician, one laser session
don't buy into battery edging. she deserves to hit 100% even if she lives less for it.
absolutely queen hot sauce never goes bad don't look for an expiration date on the cholula bottle you've used for the past four years there's nothing for you there
perhaps the most unhinged thing my wife has said to me in ed recovery so far is "we're eating for two now" and then rubbing both of our tummies.
ran for the first time in a very long time today and it was *short lived* but felt powerfullllll it is time to get strong. fit girl fall.
highly recommend getting stuck in the pouring rain on a 6km hike with your best friend, highly recommend you take advantage of the empty trail to strip down and hike topless and feel fresh air and water on your bare chest, 10/10 experience what a thrill