Eliza Bennet
@elizabennet.bsky.social
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For reasons best not examined too closely the Bennet-Darcy family has been re-watching ‘Allo ‘Allo and I can honestly say that the relationship between Helga and Herr Flick is still one of the most disturbing things ever televised
Things I have irrationally taken against, part 31: Railway stations being almost universally called train stations
Mr Darcy just said that Amber’s mother always sounds as if she’s reading an Acorn Antiques script and now I will never be able to take her seriously ever again #TheArchers
There are so many totally unconvincing couples in Ambridge they might as well all swap and see if any of the others suit #TheArchers
Things I have irrationally taken against, part 30: *The Disney version of Winnie-the-Pooh* Yes, I know I should be over this by now. It’s been 65 years since they took a perfect thing and ruined it. But I’m not. I never will be. It’s horrible.
I wouldn’t wish for anyone to die the way Ann Widdecombe died but they seem to be putting in a bid for her actual canonisation on #R4Today and it is unedifying to listen to
I grasped that it was a royal. I’m still mystified as to which one. I admit that my interest in royals is fairly negligible. #TheArchers
Mr Darcy (who absolutely does not listen to #TheArchers) just demanded to know why there has been no mention of the single wicket competition and I honestly can’t remember if it’s already happened or not
Well done Susan for finally noticing that Tracy has been looking after your dad for the last fifteen years, I wish you joy of Bert in your dining room #TheArchers
Things I have irrationally taken against, Part 29: Hydrangeas
So Kate has been Brianed and Kirsty has been Kated #TheArchers
You are dead fecking right, Keira. Your brother is not your responsibility. I like you. #TheArchers
I have been bitten by a bloody buggery horsefly again
Deedee Roper: I Am Fuming Right Now
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Kate is turning into the Wise Woman of Ambridge, there’s hope for us all #TheArchers
This is all getting a bit Fawlty Towers, hoping it’s a Siberian hamster #TheArchers
Very worried that the Prof is off to Dignitas Actually feeling very anxious about it I love Jim very much and I don’t want him to die alone amongst some Alps #TheArchers
Now’s your chance, Stella! Say no, we’re not still getting married and run for the hills #TheArchers
Kyoshi: Run Away! (Monty Python)
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No David sheep are *not* different animals once they’ve been shorn, they‘re still sheep and they’re still brighter than you #TheArchers
Rebelmediahu Fidesz: Sheep with a Bucket
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This delightful gentleman has been living with us for nearly two months now and he appears increasingly satisfied with the arrangement
How lovely to hear Martin again #TheArchers
Annoyed Woman's Farewell
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If Gnasher tries to lay a single claw on our Tony’s tools tonight I will not be answerable for my actions #TheArchers
The Fitbit app is now Google Health and I can no longer find or use anything at all Can anyone recommend another calorie tracker because this feature is now so useless I might as well tell it I’ve had three capybaras and a strawberry and it’ll be as accurate as trying to tell it what I actually ate
I’ve just realised #TheArchers is over and I don’t remember hearing a single word of it