my weird gift is that people will tell me their deepest secrets, their hidden sorrows, they will tell me everyyyything.
old sac is a part gold rush era/part fake tourist zone created during evil “urban renewal”. theres this bar there called fanny annes, completely filled with dusty old timey shit, decaying taxidermy, gogo boots nailed to the walls, old carriages hanging in stairwells. I’m doing that to my house
@outposts.bsky.social estate sale this weekend contains the forbidden expired and probably heat damaged good stuff lol
in the security line at the fair we saw some costume nerd kids. one (a wizard) was trying to get in with a 6ft wooden staff. hours later we were in a line with his friends, so we asked if he got in. they said he had to put it back in the car and ‘god forbid a man gets in with his mobility device’
no more smoothgroined cryptids, this is the high protein forest
the kids craft competition at the fair was filled with great work
gov gav? a clinton/gov gav hybrid? it says ‘don’t poke the bear‘ but does punching the bear in the head count as poking? state fair craft competition.
thinking about cleaning the house. not doing it but I could start any second
the air outside is doing that marvelous thing where it feels like it’s caressing you. or maybe it’s like swimming in the perfect temperature river. nothing could be nicer
I love the art history game and I also love that you can only play it once a day. this is the best use of my degrees yet lol. got top 6% today
I accidentally did a crazy thing at pilates and did a bunch of push-up plank to pikes with nooooo springgggg just gonna take a bunch of advil and hope for the best
the new ebay terms of service say they don’t have to show you all the things that should pop up in your search, that they can choose what you see. this is pure evil
having like 10 million pairs of the same (discontinued) garden clogs that all seem to be dark green dark blue or dark brown can lead to pulling an unintentional shoe-pas, the dreaded oh shit my shoes don’t match. yes I noticed this about a mile into the dog walk today.
spent Tuesday stumping the urgent care dudes with my strange assemblage of symptoms. tick bite on left shoulder, left tonsil and throat very angry, left ear maybe infected, left side of neck hurting. Oh yah, maybe a sinus infection. wtf. camping for three days did this to me lol
simple pleasures: I love the way diamond dave calls eddie, Edward
practicing my sabrina carpenter set for karaoke tomorrow night. singing part is good but I have no moves. 0% moves! omg what do I do lol
a friend just accidentally said ‘open casket wedding’ and I think thats when you get married over age 65.
stuck on a bank of lockers from SF‘s Crocker bank. its at a antique mall. you can’t argue with the dead’s graphic design in the 70s its got presence
the ancient children’s gambling shack at the festa hall took a hit from a giant tree limb. miraculously the lower branches broke the impact. the old people who chainsawed it up and hauled it away said the shack was protected by the holy ghost 👻 ok, whoever saves my shack is cool with me
cutting my hair 11:30 am - just getting right down to it lopping off two inches, this is gonna be a fast trim! 12 pm - just evening it out, looks great! oh what’s that long piece in the back doing? 2:30pm - please help me to put down these scissors.