I dont know why but for some reason the font for the game Big Walk always makes me initially read it as Big Wank.

545. I wish I could live the rare steak life but unfortunately I was done unfixable psychic damage by a middle school science teacher who made me terrified of raw meat. I understand now she mostly meant ground beef and chicken but alas the damage is done.

Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess@fes4ever.northsky.social · yesterday

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Shout out to the homies I think we'll make it! Hopefully I'll be able to pay it forward soon.

Elle Vee@ellevee.bsky.social · 2d ago

I got my work to let me do 10 hour shifts this week so I think with that I'll only be about 250 dollars short

I got my work to let me do 10 hour shifts this week so I think with that I'll only be about 250 dollars short

Elle Vee@ellevee.bsky.social · 4d ago

Thought we would be in the clear for a while but got hit with a double electric bill and looks like rent is a little short now any help would be huge www.paypal.com/paypalme/Pil...

I got my work to let me do 10 hour shifts this week so I think with that I'll only be about 250 dollars short

Elle Vee@ellevee.bsky.social · 4d ago

Thought we would be in the clear for a while but got hit with a double electric bill and looks like rent is a little short now any help would be huge www.paypal.com/paypalme/Pil...

Thought we would be in the clear for a while but got hit with a double electric bill and looks like rent is a little short now any help would be huge www.paypal.com/paypalme/Pil...

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Thought we would be in the clear for a while but got hit with a double electric bill and looks like rent is a little short now any help would be huge www.paypal.com/paypalme/Pil...

Pay Elvis Brown using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/Pillz4Klaus and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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she's still just like me

People aren't giving this enough attention. Why are more people having their minds blown by this?

There's only one little debbie snack that is rated unisex, I'm being sincere shop.littledebbie.com/collections/...

Had a dream where Just King Things had to do Dragula for Uncle Stevie's Mixtape and for some reason used the Rosemi Lovelock version. I don't think the dream made it to the rating but one must assume a perfect score.

Its crazy that the only people Northern Lion can imagine working night shifts are like ER Nurses.

The problem with Northernlion is sometimes his bits just wedge themselves in your brain so in the vein of his Bridge That Makes You Racist bit, while reading Hell House I keep thinking "The House That Makes You Horny"

Why did they call it a selfie stick and not a telephone pole

I dont know why but these were the first 4 that came to mind. Not my fault R199 has an abnormally high amount of blorbos.

Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️@spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 4w ago

If you see this, post your comfort characters This was harder than we expected, because our brain has accumulated a ton of blorbos over the past 5-10 years

Many such cases.

When u accidentally hire a professional dom to fix your executive dysfunction.

headfallsoff@headfallsoff.com · last mo.

always appreciate your input mate

The thing is, P5X might be better than P5 because they let you text with milfs who grew up in the 90's.

What does she mean by this.

lmao

Elle Vee@ellevee.bsky.social · last mo.

1 year on hrt vs 4

1 year on hrt vs 4

There is a really funny bit in Persona 5 X where you have to intervene in a conversation to get a rowdy old man to listen to his daughter. But your character doesn't speak so you just emote at him and one of the things you do is, like shyly stroke a strand of your hair and its so funny.

Guy who studies old English idioms: Im glad the phrase "At sixes and sevens" is catching on among the youth.

Started Hell House and laughing so hard at hung and hard Jesus on the cross.

🚨 The Prisoner complete series coming to Criterion Channel in July!!! 🚨

I know it's just the guys name but its still very funny to see in big block text above portillos

Man, sucks that a sorta small time gacha game Ive been following the development of is being actively ruined for me by the most insane incel psychos being constantly "Finally a game for heterosexual men who want a anime harem"

The dubstep interlude in hachama's song Red Heart >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Can you believe 90% of Moby Dick discussion does not acknowledge that chapter one is about suicidal ideation

Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2mo ago

With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship.