Eli

@ellieballs.bsky.social

I'm a billionaire and I own 50 condos in Miami I'm really rich and stuff and I love my gillfriend 😍

in 50 years son: hey dad meet your grandkid hawk me: *paralysed* son: oh that kid is his friend, his name is hawk too me: *mumbles* hawk too... hawk too son:dad? me:hawk too... too... hawk tuah