Ellie Richards NYC 🤎
@ellierichardsnyc.bsky.social
Don't worry- I'm a Professional. https://bit.ly/3YkiTkZ
A day at the bathhouse will leave you glowing like you're pregnant.
A special heartfelt thank you to those who send the "unsexy" wishlist gifts- the juicers, the exercise equipment, the massages. Smart men know investment in a beautiful woman's magic begins long before she puts on the lingerie.
I'm new to trading, but the market value of my Brownie Points is absolutely soaring.
Are you ready to go where only I can take you?
For all my sister anacronistic beauties 😉 🌺
Pre-Raphaelite
Paris Paloma · Pre-Raphaelite · Song · 2026
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I pulled a muscle in my calf yesterday doing something so hot and ridiculous. I'd love to tell you what it was, but sadly I can't without overstepping the PG-13 paradigm of my online presence.
What do you call a Freudian slip, but it's another person mis-HEARING something innocent I've said as something extremely sexual. This happens to me all the time.
My nail salon is temporarily cash-only today. I was born for this moment. Jokes aside, an astounding number of people don't carry cash ever at all. What do you do when you need to tip a bellhop, buy a rice cake in Chinatown, tip a talented busker? You miss out on a lot of community going cashless.
Perfect rainy day to tackle the admin list! I'll be answering emails (and texts if I really love you) and updating my Marigold list to include google-able titles (so you have the option to skip the concierge fee and gift in person 😘).
Blinded by the blaring light of our bright future together. Good morning!
My safety requirements are something of an "M&M" clause. I'm gauging how well you can follow instructions. I like lovers who can follow instructions. 😉
"Style is the answer to everything. A fresh way to approach a dull or dangerous thing. To do a dull thing with style is preferable to doing a dangerous thing without it. To do a dangerous thing with style is what I call art." -Charles Bukowski
I'm a nap time evangelist. Rest is radical behavior. thenapministry.wordpress.com
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Rest is Resistance
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Eve Wilde@evewilde.bsky.social · last mo.Born to lounge ✨
The least interesting place I found myself this last week.
There is a man I've known for years (but haven't seen in quite some time) who, without fail, sends me a cash gift whenever I need it most. Not be because I reach out to him, or post something that would indicate what's going on with me. He just knows. Yesterday was one of those days. ❤️
Baby's first steel mace. 😈 Let me know if you have links to any good beginner workouts, particularly for hyper-mobile bodies! I'm new.
I'd like to be an older woman's controversially young girlfriend someday.
I've got a holy adoration for the red dress. Poem by Kim Addonizio.
Christina Blair | NYC@christinablair.bsky.social · 2mo agoA moment for the dress (it didn’t stay on long).
What's in my bag? Two tickets to the gun show 😜
My kitchen renovation deadline has been pushed back an additional 3 months. Take me on a dinner date, please. Not for the extra time to get to know me. Do it because I am starving. Thank you.
Shoutout to @marigoldgift.bsky.social, who replaced my lil golden chomper here free of charge when he got lost in the international mail.
I have a new favorite rollercoaster, hands down. (Hands up??) The Siren's Curse. 🧜♀️
Making that hideous overhead lighting in the entryway work just to prove I can.
Does anyone have any tips on eating soup in public with dignity?