My wife found a jalapeno that looks like a very specific kind of toy and she finds it hilarious.

🧵 All afternoon, this one squirrel has been throwing pinecones from the very top of the tree, onto our car. I swear they're aiming for it. I know the Squirrel isn't actually laughing at me but damn it sounds like it.

Our bird loves the showers, too. :)

Breezy Artworks@grrrin.bsky.social · 2d ago

My home brewed apple cider is actually making me super tipsy. It's so weird that I created something that can do this to a brain!! I... I might be God.

I did it! I home brewed my own cider and wow, is it ever strong! The hydrometer reading tells me it's 16% to 19% alcohol content! The smell and taste tests are all green flags, but still, my brain is saying "Don't drink that, it's apple juice that's been going rotten for 9 days in your closet!"

I present to you the cursed sword... "Cthulhu's Nosehair".

How is this short video making me cry so hard. I literally can't stop crying wtf

Massimo (mirror)@rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 4d ago

In China, it's a tradition for the father of the bride to feed her one last time before her wedding. This ritual, commonly referred to as the "last bite" tradition, serves as a symbol of the bride's transition from her childhood home to her new family. Original post

Trump's neck vagina almost enough to turn me hetero.

The cursed sword, "Cthulhu's Nosehair" is closer to being finished. Watch this space.

I'm creating a cursed sword. I call it Cthulhu's Nosehair.

Stress has been building, these past couple of months.

Elli@ellipsis.bsky.social · last wk.

I'mma boop you on the nose with a new Goblins comic! BOOP! After this, the next page shifts attention over to someone we've not seen in a long time. Comic Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2... Scene Starts Here: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-1...

Thaco the one-eared goblin, holding a stick and being grumpy. The page goes up today.

4:15 am: Get up to go pee. 4:25 am: Lay in bed with existential dread and wide eyes. 5:10 am: Slowly begin to realize that you are not going to fall back asleep. 5:50 am: Get up because this is ridiculous. 6:05 am: For some unknown reason, recap all of it on Bluesky.

Just watched Backrooms with some friends. I wish the movie was an hour longer. I wanted to see Clark discovering that deep stuff in there and I wanted more info on what happened with Mary at the end. Loved this movie so much!

So why don't we just cut out the middle-man and elect CHATGPT youtube.com/shorts/JqH_J...

N.B. politician seems to leave AI prompt in speech

YouTube video by CBC News

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I'm sorry for my venting earlier. I am tipsy now and I feel much better.

I'm getting tipsy. Screw this.

I feel sick. I posted this pic of myself in a chatroom, saying how I just got back from the farmer's market, wearing this cute outfit. The head mod told me to label pics like this "NSFW". What? If my fully clothed body is NSFW, then I guess I'm just ALWAYS sexualized no matter what? I feel so gross.

It must just melt an artist's heart to see how happy a person is with the commission they drew. I kinda want to see people that happy with my work.

I'd love to draw some commissions but I can't afford to stop drawing Goblins. Maybe I could somehow take a month off to just draw commissions.

I'mma boop you on the nose with a new Goblins comic. BOOP! Geez, drawing this page almost killed me. I'm off to go sleep now. www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2...

I don't normally post stuff like this, but here is today's heat wave outfit.

All my brain sees is an awesome D&D room.

I want to get a second tattoo right next to my first tattoo. It'll say "Yes it hurt. It's a tattoo."

I've only finished drawing Vorpal on this page and with nothing around him, it looks almost creepy. Like he's stuck in some eldritch void. Also, feel free to check out my Goblins webcomic if you like!

My dear friend made this meme about drinking and OMG this is such a good way to thinking about it.

I wrote this in 2008.