Pride month? Damn, what about gluttony month? I can use some 'a that! Why we gotta be prideful anyway? I ain't changed a bit since last month. I'm all good on pride! ✨️
Ellis D. McKinney
@ellis4dead.bsky.social
"I ever tell you 'bout the time my buddy Keith an' I were on the top of a burnin' building, an' we had to fight our way down like five floors of zombies, and― Hey, wait a second… I guess that was you guys." 🔞 MDNI #LFD2 🧟♂️ #L4DRP 🧟♂️ #MVRP 🧟♂️ #ValveRP
God damn I need to change this icon somehow. Stupid-ass dumbass school property. Imagine findin' the first workin' piece of technology in a zombie apocalypse, an' then this shit happens! Whew. Nasty work.
Yeah, prolly! I ain't seen it in a bit though. An' I sure ain't seen a hedgehog in a rockin' fit like that before! ✨
Sonic! Sonic the hedgehog! I'm sure there's a chance you've probably seen my face plastered somewhere before
Erm excuse me who chANGED MY PROFILE IMAGE Man you are a menace @limblesshero.bsky.social
...What the hell did I start, crossing over? [Ellis takes off his hat and holds it over his face to hide emotional tears that he knows the others will shame him for, and he's too weak to stop himself.]
[Oh, so it was okay? Biiiiig grin!] Aww, hell, thank ya kindly. Name's Ellis, by the way! Ellis McKinney! You ever seen the "everyone in McKinney is dead" meme? That's kinda how I stopped screwin' up spellin' it.
Hehe Never a problem!
[It's a little embarrassing to be unable to keep up, but the shorter creature is being kind to him, and Ellis reciprocates with a soft smile and a nod.] It's all good, man. I 'ppreciate it.
Mmmm I'm not sure where it'd land closer to ...
Okay. [Snort.] What, we talkin' Pinkie and the Brain or Ren 'n Stimpy? Huge difference.
He's a guy who made a really funny cartoon
Do they? [Blink, blink.] Who was that? I know too many people named Alex, ain't much to go off if it don't immediately click.
The tiny robot sounds like Alex Hirsch
Get you a man who's autistic and ain't ashamed to be himself. Nobody in this world's stronger than that.
//What if Ellis is trans because he has DID and doesn't even begin to suspect it cuz he just kinda sits on the toilet, does his business, then gets on about his day 🫦 i could totally take that angle
AWW SHIT YOU GONNA LOVE THIS ONE I thought of this because they got so much weed there in Spencer's youtu.be/j4Ph02gzqmY?...
Veggietales predicts modern internet humour
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I prefer Spencer's over Hot Topic
Sorry my brain works exclusively with memes so if I get a reference I gotta point it out
Oh yeah I guess so
Cool guy mentioned? It don't always feel that way to him. But Ellis doesn't care about the way people look down on others, and he never has. He has his shit together, and doesn't need anybody to tell him who he is. "Damn right." Ellis claps Raymesis gently on his shorter body, giving him warm, ⤵️
"Heh, I guess you're right. We do. Cause who else will have our back if we don't stand up for each other?" Wow, Ellis was every bit as cool as he imagined him to be. What a real one.
Y'all ain't gotta be patient with me 'cause I got autism, you better start runnin' actually. I'ma getcha.
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ㅤ ㅤ/ /ㅤpartner made this it's sending me into hysterics ㅤ
"Aww, that don't sound fun." Gently and kindly, he rubs the tuft of hair atop Raymesis's head. "You ain't no worse a guy than any of us cuz you look different, okay? Us weird folk gotta stick together!"
"Yeah, same dilemma. And, uh, yeah, the lil' French guy. I sort of used to have a complex about being his clone, but its become easier to see myself as my own person thanks to him." It was almost hard for him to not giggle over that description.
"Oh shit, the lil' French dude?" Gasp! "Aww, yeah! They done had a purple one 'a him, didn't they? Ho-Lee shit, you got the same issue goin' on 'bout the vidya james?"
"Oh, well, I don't know if you've heard of Rayman, how he's, uh, limbless because they lost a bag of lums resulting in a lack of materials when making him, and I'm a clone of him, so therefore made in the likeness of him, lack of limbs and all."
"Razorbeard, eh?" He's got a razor and a beard. Sounds like a crook to Ellis. "That happened to yer body? 'Fraid I don't know much about the alien folk what wound up here yet, but you can tell me!"
"I see. The horror of seeing everything you cared about distorted beyond recognition. A husk of what it used to be. To some degree, I know what that's like. When my world was under the siege of Razorbeard. We... almost lost everything." He recalls the memory before shaking it off.
Shrug! "If you say so! I thought the fightin' was fun!" He stands, pauses, feels the cool breeze on his cheeks. "...It's seein' the fair I went to as a kid torn up what haunted me, I think. Like, I try not to think 'bout it, but... If I keep my mind settled, I remember they're gone."
"Ya know, that's fair. If you've been through the apocalypse itself, then this would be nothin', huh?" Thinking about it, the Razorbeard catastrophe probably should have numbed him to things, but alas, that is not the case. He's always been emotionally sensitive to various situations.
//Totally forgot to say this on call but fucking. Here's the video which is the greater reason why I gave Ellis the last name McKinney and when I refreshed myself on his va's name it was joever for me @blurofthewind.bsky.social youtu.be/wl2JnXjwWBM?...
Oops: It was "101,105 heat index" in McKinney on Thursday
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//mmmmmm cassette beasts mentioned... im so smart man