North Korea is good. Canada is bad. Coal is good. Solar is bad. Measles is good. Vaccination is bad. Child rapists are good. Childcare is bad. Pointless wars are good. Universal healthcare is bad. Anyone supporting the unrelenting chaos of the #GOP deserves zero respect. #RemoveTrump
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Humorist, novelist, ghost writer, drummer, maker of self-descriptive lists.
Our latest, in which we ask the musical question, How much is Donald Trump really like Hitler, and just how Nazi-like is his administration? The answer may not surprise you! thesplit.substack.com/p/splitsvill...
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Is there anything AI *can't* do? Well... I need to speak to someone at Simon and Schuster. I asked Gemini if they had a phone number. Ten solid minutes later it gave up. The answer was a ten-digit number in the public domain, and it couldn't hack it. Claude did it in 2 seconds.
And I thought I couldn't dislike Jeffries more. "Yes, they're murderous thugs. So we'll make them take their masks off. And if they don't, we will be mad!"
The entire body of the DNC literally voted yesterday to include abolishing ICE in their platform. How can you have a majority leader who is against the platform?
This is the pattern of the prestige press: Transmit admin lies in public, then maintain access (with gratitude!) in order to transmit the next lies in public.
Congratulating people for being honest in secret when you know they are dishonest to the public is such an odd thing to do.
This is the same idiot wisdom that asks, "If human beings evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"
Yeah, see, the thing is, a lot of them didn’t. Survive, that is.
Our latest, "hot" off the "presses." It's about (deep sigh) the return of measles, and the insufferable idiots responsible. Enjoy! thesplit.substack.com/p/splitsvill...
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Nonsense, Dr. Cassidy. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. was so obviously a pathologically lying sociopath when he was nominated you couldn't possibly have taken his word intelligently on anything he said. You just looked the other way because you wanted to please Donald Trump. How’d that work out for you?
CNBC: Do you regret voting for RFK Jr? BILL CASSIDY: If you want to tell me that somebody didn't tell me the truth, and I should've seen in the future they were not gonna tell the truth, you can say, 'Bill you should've seen into the future'
I understand why people do streaming in their car. It's like an instant sound booth. The acoustics are better than anything you can contrive at home. BUT NOT WHILE DRIVING.
We don't need him to lead a podcast about reading. We need him to lead a coalition of left/center/white/black/Asian/Latino voters to swamp and destroy the GOP. He's the only national leader with that kind of range.
Former president Barack Obama, an avid reader, will host a new podcast on Audible starting next month. “At a time when fewer people are able to sit down with a book, it’s important to remember the joy and power that can come from reading,” he said.
I hope they'll have him on when (not if) Blanche uses DOJ to target Trump's "enemies."
LMAO -- Cassidy wants credit for "almost" voting no on Blanche
Our utterly, utterly latest, about how Trump is a big fat liar. No, he really is. OR IS HE? Maybe it's gone beyond that. thesplit.substack.com/p/splitsvill...
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You can’t make this up. The “libertarian” wants to prosecute the witness for invoking their Constitutional rights.
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Breaking news: A Senate committee voted to hold Anthony Fauci in contempt of Congress after he declined to answer questions under his Fifth Amendment right and accused the committee chairman, Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky), of trying to wrongly entrap him.
Nice. Somebody tell him to talk a little slower.
El-Sayed: "If all Mike Rogers got is that 'his name is Abdul, and my name is Mike,' you're gonna be surprised how many people are like, 'Yeah, but that's the Abdul who wants to bring down the price of my groceries and make sure I got healthcare. So yeah, I like Abdul over your Mike from Florida.'"
You have to hand it to Republicans. They consistently find new ways to be repellent.
Good thing domestic violence prosecutors don’t shrug their cases off as “a family matter” like Republican politicians. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Back in his Drunk Ranting at the End of the Bar as Everyone Ignores Him mode.
"Their trees are all gross." Yeah, sure.
Trump increasingly looks and sounds like Baron Vladimir Harkonnen in the latest Dune movies.
i follow the pattern in which his demands become more total/imperial ("don't ever talk again") as his actual power fades, walls close in
Today I realized that the purpose of the internet is to get every human being on earth to compete with every other human being on earth for attention.
Not only that, they're not "celibate," either. Celibacy is a choice. Calling these choads celibate is like saying a person who is starving to death "is on a diet."
I genuinely had never heard of hip dips before, this is a level of loser I hadn't even imagined
Just what we need. Because there just aren't enough cooking shows hosted by someone who chops the head off a dead whale and swims in sewage.
Cooking with armadillo testicles with Bobby.
One drum I keep beating is that the Trumpification of the Republican Party is irreversible. Even after he's gone it will be exclusively cranks, charlatans, and malevolent antisocial goons. "It was always like that"-it wasn't! It's gotten steadily, measurably worse, and he was the nail in the coffin
New, from me: It is fine to disagree with aspects of the pandemic response. But what we saw at Fauci's hearing was something different: a show trial where cranks tried to threaten and shift blame to an public servant. Here is why this is bad for all of us.🧵 donmoynihan.substack.com/p/watching-t...
Just when you thought you could not think less of Stephen and Katie Miller...
Of course. Everything Trump can do to make peoples' lives worse, he will do. His mission is to destroy the US. Or is he only acting that way?
🚨 NEWS: The Trump administration plans to END a Medicare subsidy program that has helped keep prescription drug plan premiums down for seniors, according to the Wall Street Journal. The program will expire after 2026, potentially leaving millions of seniors facing HIGHER Part D premiums in 2027. 1/
Absolutely right. Shame on Republicans (who are corrupt to the core and have no shame) and shame on silent Dems.
This is morally monstrous behavior. These are ordinary, innocent people that Trump is condemning to suffering & death out of political vindictiveness. Every decent human being, regardless of political party, should condemn it. Where is the fucking *anger*? From the press? From civic leaders? Pols?