went back to numbers mode and just did a masterpiece for the hell of it 5starbooker.com/s/iX96ZqWCG75

well fuck you too 5 star booker

you're americans obviously they wouldn't teach you about how peasants had "le serf du souper" who brought freshly cooked meals to all that would require it

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the twitter dot com slash hellanarez image rescue project (1/?)

At this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude and heart-warming antics have taught the audience that it’s important to be yourself, and now we’re building on that by introducing basic geometric shapes,” said Jason Sudeikis

New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors

NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would te...

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french film distributors locked in on the connection between HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART ONE and SPACEBALLS and so they called them THE WILD HISTORY OF THE WORLD and THE WILD HISTORY OF SPACE; then SILENT MOVIE dropped and these mad fuckers went "same cycle huh" and called it MEL BROOKS' FINAL FOLLY

you're telling me that Tom Brevoort commissioned Greg Land to draw an issue of the main X-Men comics where the Juggernaut can't take down a monument to mankind's genocidal bigotry, and because it ends on the promise that it'll get revisited eventually I'm not supposed to read it as a "fuck you"

wait wait wait wait they have greg land drawing the flagship x-men comic again? oh my god the depths of depravity tom brevoort is putting you people through

so the thing is, I think at this point in the comics Mega-City One is desperate enough for cash that they *would* legalize gambling as a way to fundraise but they would have it be in person because it's more efficient for gambling-related arrests and in that way the setting *is* utopian?

the music video for "can't get you outta my head" by kylie minogue was the first time many of us were cognizant of the fact a woman was not wearing a bra and it needs to be said out loud more

coming to his hearing with a lit torch and waving it around was a real unforced error, he's gotta be regretting that one

The Hill@thehill.com · 8h ago

Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) says he will vote against acting Attorney General Todd Blanche’s nomination to serve in the role permanently, putting more pressure on Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-S.D.) to limit GOP defections on the high-profile nominee.

I've often made the case that baseball should move to 116 games a season (4 games against every team in both leagues) but if you really wanna preserve inter-division play and league play we can cut it down further

maybe the most tragic jon bois film yet as you can watch a sport sap itself of anything that makes it interesting on the altar of one of the dumbest traditions in all of sports worldwide, the 162 game season

Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social · 9h ago

new charging the mound episode just went up on youtube. this one's a special intermission episode that has more charts and less punching youtu.be/z6Amh-BSns0?...

some of us knew about this one from publisher listings from june but anyway this is neat as all hell

2000 AD Comics@2000ad.bsky.social · 13h ago

Announcing Judge Dredd: Compact Crimes, Volume One! A new range collecting Judge Dredd from the beginning in new compact editions in 2027 - and only £9.99 per volume! https://bit.ly/3S9QM8u

that run of Chris Jericho at Daly's Place also has my favorite comedy trope of all time: the fake SNL ending

Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins@wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 15h ago

This is unironically what it's going to be like if even a single DSA backed candidate makes it into the Dem Primaries for 2028

if money's such a problem, they've got mansions we should rob them

bart@bartsmith.bsky.social · 14h ago

"The Madden brothers aka Good Charlotte fired almost everyone from REVOLVER Magazine, BrooklynVegan, and Alternative Press"

hey chester hey chester hey hey chester bitch

AIPT@aiptcomics.com · 11h ago

DC extends ‘The Deadman’ to 12 issues following fan response @martinmorazzo.bsky.social #comicsky Get the scoop:

1) and most obvious: Queen In Black #1 is everything an Event Comic ought to be 2) of course I got a blind bag and yeah I pulled the Marquez variant not bad

"doesn't matter if it's by an inch or by a mile -- winning's winning" - v.i. lenin, after being outspent 9:1 by AIPAC in his primary and having still carried the sevastopol metro area

Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social · yesterday

UPDATE Michigan Democratic U.S. Senate primary. 34% of the vote counted Abdul El-Sayed 264,196 votes — 49.9% Haley Stevens 246,121 votes — 46.5% El-Sayed leads by 18,075 votes.

I wanna get a real good bag of coffee soon but this bad bag of coffee was so fucking big

bro conditioner rules, conditioner just unfucks your hair, do you know how it feels to have unfucked hair

anyway I got too pissed off so to make up for it I did go into Affinity to make this

city-run grocery stores is a very simple scheme, and I know that's what mamdani is trying to do FROM THAT'S WHAT HE SAID DURING THIS CAMPAIGN HOW AM I MORE QUALIFIED TO COMMENT ON THIS THAN A WASHINGTON POST OPINION COLUMNIST

Amazon is an entire company that uses razor-thin margins to drive market costs down! Bezos' innovation was realizing that you could sustain yourself on razor-thin margins if you made up for it with volume, and you can do volume because no one else can do razor-thin margins

the POINT of city-run grocery stores isn't to provide cheaper goods by itself you Bezos-run mediocrity the POINT is that a cheaper alternative DRIVES COSTS DOWN ACROSS THE MARKET, you'd think you know it since AMAZON DOES THAT

I just think if you almost kill the planet the cultural revolution should in fact come for you

the fact that the DSA *aren't* advocating for struggle sessions for fucks like these is disqualifying to me but it shouldn't be to him

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 4d ago

‘Get Your Head Out of Your A*s!’: Bill Maher Declares He’d Vote for Sarah Palin Over Progressive Dems

what's the last meaningful bit of change happening to a Spider-Man character that feels like life actually happening? I think it's Flash Thomson joining the army but I'm willing to hear alternatives

Sam Reich heard your jokes about Dropout's audience and he chose to make them cool by any means necessary

Dropout@dropout.tv · yesterday

Let Sam explain how Dropout got The Don Hertzfeldt Collection... 🍌 @donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social