Parody Elon Musk🚀💰
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The Ultimate Parody Account 😎The World's Richest and Most Annoying Man 💰Real-life Bond Villain😈 Sissy SpaceX🚀 My Nan's From Liverpool ⚽ She Taught Me How To Nick Cars 🚗 and Car Companies 💰 You'll Never Walk Elon ⚽
It's like in that old Cole Porter song: Have you heard it's in the stars Next July we collide with Mars... What a swell party this is! 🚀💥
...and in same article: 'The "big pay off" from the SpaceX rocket crashing into the Moon will come in around a week's time.' Not my prediction!
Neon Genesis Ewangelion@ewacat.bsky.social · 12h agowhy the 'space junk' angle isn't the main through line on this coverage is beyond me www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...
My Starship launches will become more frequent than trains from London to Brighton.🚀 And if you believe that, I've a vintage seaside pier I'd like to sell you.🎡
That's nothing. It's started raining in London. 🤣
Well now, Boots the Chemist has got just what I need. 🙃
Anything I do is more dangerous than nukes.
My universal remote control does not control the universe remotely. I want my money back (one trillion bucks), or I shall sue.
He's lying as usual. I've been abused more than him 😢
Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 3d agoHey, get in line behind *millions* of people, including Native Americans driven from their land and slaughtered, kidnapped Africans who were enslaved and lynched, women treated like property, LGBTQ people demeaned and treated like they didn’t matter, you crybaby, self-indulgent loser.
Fasten your seatbelts! It's gonna be a bumpy night! 🚀
I'm speaking on behalf of my great workforce here, not myself. 👽🤖
Oh dear. It's another chippy tea for me tonight!
You're probably all thinking I've never been on the London Underground.
So trending on X is: 'Elon Musk Reflecting on His Tech Prediction Record' - under the Entertainment section! 🤡 Entertainment?! And this is my own platform, ffs!!! #ThatsShowBusiness
Elon Musk Dances at Cyber Rodeo 2024
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My heart's in the basement.. My weekend's at an all time low.. ⚡ finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...
SpaceX stock recovers after hitting all-time low
SpaceX stock is trying to recover after hitting an all-time low on Monday, days after a successful test of its Starship rocket.
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Try getting this mountain of fluff into a Cybertruck! 🐶
ContempraInn 🌹@contemprainn.bsky.social · last wk.Tibetan Mastiff, a massive guardian breed originating from the Himalayas. Big Fluffy
I make sure costs of our SpaceX rockets are kept to a minimum.
Now this is a version of Odyssey that is historically accurate.
