Elsewyze🔞 (COMMS OPEN)

@elsewyze.bsky.social

🔞🔞🔞 20-some-odd years old. I make 3D animations and models (occasionally), video games (nominally) and causes for shame (generally). patreon.com/elsewyze

"Ancient texts tell of the Chalice of Plenty, though details are kinda vague. Something something, 'All the gold that you can hold, and all the burden you can bear'... Sounds kinda spooky, if you ask me. But I doubt there's much to worry about!"

This is getting WAY out of hand. Pearl will have to see to disposing of this ridiculous "boombox" thing as soon as possible... ...Just as soon as she's done mindlessly bouncing her ass. In, like... a day or two. ...Alright, maybe a week.

This is getting WAY out of hand. Pearl will have to see to disposing of this ridiculous "boombox" thing as soon as possible... ...Just as soon as she's done mindlessly bouncing her ass. In, like... a day or two. ...Alright, maybe a week.

...Well, I said I wanted to do something weird. Supporters can see the new "something weird" pinup early over on the Patreon. (The "something weird" is Mei turned into a huge glossy pooltoy. Because it's May. I don't have a pun for the pooltoy part. Sorry.)

In hindsight, Pearl probably should've figured Amethyst wouldn't keep anything THIS shiny in her giant stupid garbage pile. New Pearl pinup is available to supporters over on the Patreon. Featuring some sort of. Golden Boombox™. (It's making her butt huge. Obviously.)

...Well, I said I wanted to do something weird. Supporters can see the new "something weird" pinup early over on the Patreon. (The "something weird" is Mei turned into a huge glossy pooltoy. Because it's May. I don't have a pun for the pooltoy part. Sorry.)

When you can’t find anyone else on the Normandy to worship your newly gravid rotundity, you may as well turn to the next best option. ...Uhh... yourself. (Commissioned by an anonymous benefactor) (Miranda Rig by @Rigid3d) (...I still don't know anything about Mass Effect.)

When you can’t find anyone else on the Normandy to worship your newly gravid rotundity, you may as well turn to the next best option. ...Uhh... yourself. (Commissioned by an anonymous benefactor) (Miranda Rig by @Rigid3d) (...I still don't know anything about Mass Effect.)

Hey all. I've come up a bit short on bills, so comms are even more open than usual. (They're technically always open, but I take projects on a case-by-case basis. If I think it can work, you'll hear back from me!) Also I've updated the sheet/prices a bit. Hope to hear from you!

I'm starting to think I've gotta look into upgrading my setup... really wanna animate with some higher fidelity models, but I may be running up against the limits of my resources. Either that or I'm just really shit at optimizing scenes. Either way it's a bit of a pain.