Life pro tip: If you want to yell at someone for letting their dog poop or pee near your house make sure you yell at the actual person doing it not just any random people walking their dog. Otherwise don't act surprised when they yell back at you 🙂
Emmanuelle
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I do (fan)art. I'm old as balls. 🍷🐸🥖 You can support me on Ko-Fi ✨️ https://ko-fi.com/eludesu
I love how LinkedIn sends me emails everyday about absolutely irrelevant stuff but takes 20 business days to let me know I have a new message.
WIP. Out of my comfort zone with this one but I'm slightly obsessed with the movie so I shall endure. #leviticus #naim
"You need to socialize your dog" 🤬 A well behaved and socialized dog doesn't like other dogs coming running directly into their face and refusing to leave them alone despite all the signals. You're lucky that my dog avoids conflict and doesn't escalate things.
If you can't control your dog then don't let him off leash in the middle of the city. And if someone is asking you politely to leash your dog because their own dog is uneasy with dogs they don't know charging at them don't fucking argue ffs.
If you can't control your dog then don't let him off leash in the middle of the city. And if someone is asking you politely to leash your dog because their own dog is uneasy with dogs they don't know charging at them don't fucking argue ffs.
Not only do I have to deal with tooth pain during my summer break but because they put me on antibiotics I can't even have a glass of wine for the next 5 days 😭😤
Someone ate horse poop and is now farting and not happy about it
In light of the latest AQ I feel like this is a good time to repost one my favorite fanart I've ever done 🍃 #genshinimpact #wanderer #nahida
Saw someone on reddit share their crochet work inspired by the two headed calf poem so I just had to try my hand at it! I ran out of yarn and had to use one that was a slightly different shade of shite and slightly different size so it's not perfect. #crochet
A local shelter put up a couple of turtles for adoption and LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE SO CUTE WITH THEIR LITTLE SMILE :3 They're called Franklin and Romuald and I'd die for them.
The ability my dog has to feel when I'm unwell and taking it upon himself to make me feel even worse is astounding
Dear teenagers, please stop screaming when you're not in danger. I never know whether you're having fun or if I should call the police.