๐//: Can you please stop reposting |A|'s profile, I'm tired of seeing that comemierda on my timeline
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@elusiveorcas.bsky.social
Just an orca on a stroll. ๐ฌ Not a safe haven for minors. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. ๐ Writer: #ElusiveDigi
"As am I, beloved admin Ange. Still an orca on a stroll~"
๐//: Just beware of this guy if he talks to yall like this, k?
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You can pulverize me a billion times and I'll still be standing like John Elton, sweetheart~
I have a harpoon with your name on it.
"One bird, two bird, big bird, thick bird, and penguin."
๐//: Clione gonna whoop my ass for this, methinks
๐//: So I need to stop playing horror games/watch horror shit, I got jumpscared by my own shadow lmfao
There was an unpleasant aroma filling the air, the smell of a shark cadaver and nicotine; she'd think it's just a bunch of fucked up hoodlums, but nope, what stood before her was a large 6 foot orca man feasting on a small reef shark like corn on a cob. He brushed his messy hair to the side to-
"i should be on a cruise right now, but instead i'm playing 'lost' if nobody else is on this island. i might as well find myself a volley ball to name wilson to be my friend." the bat continued to mutter incoherently, rolling her eyes as a piece of seaweed grazed her boot.
Looking at himself in the mirror, posing and the ocassional, "mmm~," "ooh," and "aah~". Damn I'm a hot piece of ass, he thought to himself. Didn't help he was wearing his wrinkled tuxedo jacket and shirtless under it.
Eyebrow raise while smoking a cig. Ghosts. Apparently ghosts are a hot topic tonight.
Gonna ask Momma to gimme a kiss on the cheek because I got slapped by a mean sharkie.
The reason being?? Him and Gris were, ahem, "in a tassle."
"Seductive Su- nah. I'm not doing that tonight."
"He reminds me so much of Jaws, except thr fact he didn't die by air tank explosion."
"Old enough to be in a retirement home, Brucey. I get it, being older than the dinosaurs is no fun."
"I wanna kick that shark's ass when I see him."
Pressing his face against his wrist while wiggling his fingers hello with his other hand.
"I appear once and I think the ladies wanna say hi."