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DLDR, SALS, YKINMKATO. current occupation: getting men pregnant. https://archiveofourown.org/users/ElrondsScribe/works
A thing I don’t think I’ve said explicitly is that, in my capacity as a smut fanfic writer (the most unserious kind of “writer” imaginable! clown shoes only!), showing a het or bi male character as submissive, masochistic, or both in relation to a woman is the highest honor I can bestow on him
Did not expect Narnia references in both the novel version of Bones and All and Piranesi lol, two books I just read back to back
Oh my god oh my god this is not a drill this is HAPPENING www.empireonline.com/tv/news/jami... #trop #tropsky #celeborn
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the desire not so much to write as to roll around in the trappings of an au and imagine vague scenarios without the constraints of Narrative Structure
duly noted
Kermit The Frog Typing
Alt: Kermit The Frog Typing Madly On His Typewriter
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corrin@lavenderandrue.bsky.social · 4w agopet peeve: succubus vs incubus is not gendered! it's whether they top or bottom! succubi get sexual energy from bottoming and incubi get it from topping. concubus is the generic term for the species if they are the same species in your worldbuilding (and could also be a switchy sex demon!)
It is occurring to me that I did threaten biting in my last smut fic that I didn’t get around to actually putting in haha
I think I will simply not read bestsellers by men unless someone whose taste I trust really hypes one up Cause what do you MEAN Project Hail Mary 2021 is a bestseller??
So. Project Hail Mary 2026? Absolutely love! Might actually get me to watch Ryan Gosling movies. Introduced me to a beautiful angel from gay heaven named James Ortiz. Project Hail Mary 2021? Is one of the novels ever written. Mn. Absolutely it is A Book.
I am once again having ambivalent feelings about certain Inclinations Of Mine because I recently saw a video about some white right wing dude who used to like getting pegged by a black woman on the dl and now I’m like 😳 does my curiosity about domming and sadism make me an ally to hateful white men?
So after a little break I’m in for Championship (Sex Wizards 3) … and suddenly we’re in dual perspective?? Eh?
Also now I want a bi polycule adaptation of Dracula, one where the emotional interdependence and closeness between these lowkey unhinged ppl is front and center … given that Dracula is in the public domain, I realize that I’ve just given myself yet another Project. Gotta be the change, I guess.
So very stupidly after Re: Dracula I sat down to Francis Ford Coppola’s 1992 Dracula. Worst decision ever!! 😡 😡 😡
Have they ever invented anything so magical as trains?
Justice for Quincey Morris, the idealized Teddy Roosevelt who shot bat-Dracula with a gun, the first person to say the word “vampire” out loud, whose death marked the literal closing of the narrative, whom the Harkers named their son after, and who keeps getting cut from Dracula adaptations
And that was Re: Dracula! What a ride!! Maybe listening to the whole 18 hour production in one go (one weekend) was ill advised but I have no regrets!
Canon Van Helsing: not a career vampire hunter! Scared to death while traveling with Mina, did not enjoy killing the three sisters
TO ONE THING! I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND! IF WE FIND OUT THAT MINA MUST BE A VAMPIRE IN THE END! THEN SHE SHALL NOT GO INTO THAT UNKNOWN AND TERRIBLE LAND ALONE! ahhh jonathan husband of all time that u are!!
Listening thru Re: Dracula and how did I on my first read miss Van Helsing mentioning casually that Jack Seward *sucked poison out of him* the one time?! The Dracula gang is delightfully unhinged, every one of them
Thinking of that time in Memnoch the Devil that Lestat drinks his human girlfriend’s menstrual blood By far one of the most tenderly, violently sensual passages I’ve ever read with my eyes That scene did things to me that I can’t describe in public for fear ppl think I’m the Wrong kind of weird 😅
Corpimancy master Wen Qing … save me corpimancy master Wen Qing …
@tellingetienne.bsky.social omg Initiation was rad!! The sex/casting scenes were mega galaxy brain, I love ittt
I am extremely certain that a Sex Wizards AU is in my future, even if it just sits in my Ellipsus drafts lol
Initiation (book 1) is opening my third eye fr
Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan@tellingetienne.bsky.social · 3mo agoEarlier this year i read a series of fantasy erotica called Sex Wizards and i need that world to become the new AU setting. Like there's a whole ass school of magic that involes role playing sex stuff to make spells. healing spells REQUIRE LIKE BLOODPLAY? come on
My mutuals can’t keep reccing fantastic books to me I have to budget my spending 😅
Things aren’t so good. Black voting power is gutted. Free speech is dead. Empire is empiring. Xtian theocrats & white nationalists are in bed w/ technofeudal lords. My uterus is a crime in waiting. My employment prospects have never looked bleaker. But☝️there is Art to behold/make. Fuck it we ball.
Finished The Haunting of Hill House and am now in a Sadness pit, so that’s Neat But also I regret nothing
Mine was legit so niche and so typical for exactly the kind of upbringing I had, that if you touched grass you’ve never heard of it Anyway I was homeschooled in a classical Xtian program; my least favorite book ever was a lil book of Calvinist Reformed theology by one RC Sproul called Chosen By God
Westie@westie.bsky.social · 3mo agomine was ALSO great expectations first chapter we're fleeing being murdered or something and then FUCKALL HAPPENS FOR ELEVENTY SIX YEARS
