When senile old bastards do endorsements…the hits just keep on coming! What The Actual Fuck???
'I'm Very Good At Flag Poles': President Trump Discusses Remodeling To Landscaping At White House
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay
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🏴 I read a bit, write a bit, watch the Hibs and spraff some amount of pish! Not one for taking myself seriously but absolutely one for taking what I do very seriously. 🏴
Shandwick Place, Edinburgh; 5:35pm 11/08/26. #NUFC bus crawling through the #EdinburghFestival gridlock, all dressed up with nowhere to go! “I said Gallowgate, no the f’kin Canongate….Gallowgate! Nae difference for fuck’s sake. Twat!”
Why do so many people misrepresent the acronym #UEFA (Union of European Football Associations) as EUFA?
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This has aged rather well: “In just over three years, this organisation went from being toxic, almost criminal, to being what it should be: an institution that develops #football…” Gianni Infantino on being returned as #FIFA president, June 2019.
Gianni Infantino is re-elected as FIFA President until 2023
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Not really one to be moved by most ‘celebrities’ passing but this guy is one of the few exceptions. A vital cog in The Sopranos’ wheel who was just a big pussycat! RIP Vincent Pastore
Vincent Pastore Dies: 'The Sopranos' Star Was 80
Vincent Pastore, known for playing mobsters in film and TV, most notably Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero on HBO's The Sopranos, has died. He was 80.
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If you’re having a bit of a shit day, worry not. At least you’re not as utterly tragic as someone who is absolutely not me, nope, not at all, watching #AndyMurray and #JamieMurray playing tennis with frying pans, chopping boards, dustbin lids, their mum’s book & other ridiculous objects…#FML 🤣
Can Tennis Pros Return 100 MPH Serve With Random Objects?
YouTube video by The Set | Andy and Jamie Murray
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#UEFA #ConferenceLeague Qualifier 1st Leg FT from #Kosovo: #Malisheva 2-0 #HibernianFC Jesus fuck Hibs! At this point it’s laugh or cry or whatever the fuck… 🤷♂️
Fozzie Bear's Classic Facepalm
ALT: Fozzie Bear's Classic Facepalm
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Met him a few times when I worked in Sports/Entertainment industry. A genuine gentleman & real footballing legend who often transcended rivalry. Another football titan, he can rest easy now, safe in the knowledge he gave a lot of people a lot of joy! RIP Kevin Keegan - a footballer’s footballer.
Kevin Keegan Dies Aged 75: Tribute to a Football League Legend
Kevin Keegan, the former Scunthorpe United, Liverpool, Southampton and Newcastle United forward, has died aged 75. We look back at his Football League achievements.
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F/T #Spain 1-0 #Argentina (AET) Argentina came to play attritional cynical football. Spain took their time but they executed their game patiently & perfectly. #Messi mirroring #Maradona who couldn’t defend the title on his own in 1990 also losing 1-0. But was all about the men in red. Beautiful!
#Spain 1-0 #Argentina (106mins) The door has been battered in by #Torres. Inevitable really, Argentina still chasing shadows! Now close it out #Spain. You’ve got this.
F/T at #NY/NJ #Spain 0-0 #Argentina A commanding Martinez in goal for the pedestrian Argentina the difference. A clear red for a #Fernandez cynical challenge on #Lamal. #Messi anonymous. Spain now at the battering down the door phase. Argentina playing for pens? Another 30mins of this. We go again…
H/T at #NY/NJ #Spain 0-0 #Argentina Argentina playing increasingly deep, even the wee guy spending more of his time in his own half. Spain knocking on the door but just not quite on it. Ref doing his best Stevie Wonder impersonation when Argentina go into ‘dark mode’. Overall uninspiring stuff!
Less than 5mins into this #WorldCuoFinal and already the South Americans are employing their ‘mercurial’ dark arts…here we go with the nonsense! #Spain 0-0 #Argentina
And 🇺🇸 cringe is on. The septics love to get a proper drunk pub singer type rendition of that horrendous excuse of an anthem. It’s the World Cup Final not some crappy egg-chucking goldfish bowl pish! Now it’s Robbie Williams as a weird unholy love child of Evel Knievel & Elvis F’kin Presley WTF???
#BallSportsInASongOrMovie ‘I'm on tonight You know the #Hibs don't lie…’ #Shakira (Shakira) @thehibees.bsky.social Don’t Lie
F/T #France 4-6 #England France, having found a few fucks(4) to give, happily allowed England the win as they cruised along in altruistic mode. The #ThreeLions (+8…obviously) prevailed by only losing the 2nd half 4-2. A bronze medal in the bag & a pre-season friendly to be proud of. Now THE FINAL
Three lions on a shirt, Jules Rimet still gleaming, 30…erm, 34…um, 38…ah, 42…ehm, 46…urm, 50…well, erm 54…hmm, 58…now it’s 60 years of hurt! What’s the point in dreaming? Unless you’re David Baddiel, Frank Skinner and The Lightening Seeds coming home to count the coins of your gullibility!
England Football: It's Coming Home
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Keir Starmer, Andy Burnham, Alan Shearer, Ian Wright, The Dreadful Ghost of Maggie Thatcher, David Beckham, Mark Pougatch, Willie Battenburg & his Uncle Andy, Geoffrey Chaucer, Tommy 10-Names, Nigel Farage, Will Shakespeare, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney, Noel & Liam Your boys took a helluva beating!
😡BASTARD 😡 #Norway 1-1 #England (H/T) #JudeBellingham equaliser on 45+2, obviously been doing extra upper-body strength training as once again he carries the entire England team - while his captain dreams of another golfy double-date while he’s in #Miami - keeping them in the game at the break.
🇳🇴 YAAAAAAAAAAAASSS 🇳🇴 #Norway 1-0 #England Schjelderup (36) After a pedestrian opening half-hour a Norwegian guy who isn’t called #Haaland conjured up an exquisite finish over the hapless, overrated #Pickford in goal. Shades of a certain #Ronaldinho goal v #Seaman in 🇧🇷 v 🏴 1/4 final, 2002 #WorldCup
As of right now, #Edinburgh’s ‘flagship’ thoroughfare #PrincesSt remains partly closed due to the ongoing efforts to contain a fire which broke out around 18hours ago… The source of the fire being between #CastleSt and #FrederickSt. In other news absolutely unrelated to the current conflagration ⬇️
London Centric goes to Edinburgh
Plus: A chat with the Transport for London boss running the tube strike negotiations — and how the "hardworking businessman" putting up flags in south London tried to scam an insurer.
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Into extra-time and there’s still no discernible urgency between #Switzerland & #Colombia. Wake me up when this snore fest go-goes to penalties
Wham George Michael
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As it stands on 75mins #Argentina 0-2 #Egypt Are we about to see #Messi complete the triumvirate of tears with #Neymar & #Ronaldo? Or will the officials find a way, by fair means or foul, to advance this lacklustre, uninspired mess of an Argentinian machine? ( #TheBangles are warming-up already!)
