DJ Kool Unc

not eating lentils? refusal of the dal

fluoride calcifies your perineal gland but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation

just got bluetooth equipped electric toothbrushes so my husband and i can brush one another’s teeth remotely 😏

she coronal on my mass till i ejection

i had such a peak experience playing a small festival on Sunday. still riding so high on all the energy! here’s my set on SoundCloud: on.soundcloud.com/jpiiOMWny9ZJ...

bluesky Wednesdays queens 👀

she coronal on my mass till i ejection

meditated for the first time this morning since the fire. almost three years. it felt good, i need it back in my life

i have insider info that the conclave is choosing Jinxy Bing Bong to be Pudding Pope

i think with my environment and too much of a mess therefore impairs my cognition

why’d they call it Taco Tuesday when Thaco Thursday was right there

played an Imbolc party last weekend and kept things warmer, sweeter, and more celebratory than my usual style on.soundcloud.com/xT3cZ7gh9kqw...

Live @ Imbolc Gathering 2.1.25

Coming to you live on the first day of spring in the Sierra Foothills. I'm Free - Symbolico Acuaria (Original Mix) - Namirí Hope It's Not - J.Folk Orígenes - Biomigrant, Mente Orgánica Logoi (Origina

on.soundcloud.com

that weird, low-level, numb kind of high that only NSAIDs can give you

whatever the function, the capacity to find things cute is one of my favorite things

not trying to be gross, just relishing in the simple profundity of how intestines look like reverse turds

gm

girl lunch

my husband always says that family knows how to push your buttons because they installed them and tbf i think about this almost every day

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Why am I still having family drama at my big age

moving my ear from cat to cat, comparing all the different purrs like a sommelier tasting wine

finally about to start reading this

we are so back

Halloween is the best holiday because the pervasive trickster energy of its accreted energy over time deflects the need to *try* to have a good time, which often ruins other holidays with try-hard drunken desperation. New Years Eve is the worst example of this phenomenon

if you don’t have tobacco you can just vape on your ancestor altar. they like it!

popcorn and a pile of friends on a blanket watching the perseids

it’s funny how a collar makes a cat look like they’re dressed up to go to work

i need y’all to understand that spiritually i’m a grandmother frog, squatting on the banks of a fetid river, watching and burping at you, crossing my arms over my chest to slide back down into the muck while i contemplate the ridiculous beauty of all life from the chthonic depths

saying good morning to every single tree i see

the good news is you’re lying on the floor the bad news is there’s no floor