martin

@emdoubleues.bsky.social

Donnez-moi un break

i don’t think i’ve taken a single flight this year that didn’t experience a delay of some sort. not sure if it’s a united thing or faa shortages or what

was trying to figure out why our 1.5yo kept saying “crocodile” any time we got into an elevator. finally figured it out this morning. elevator ≈ alligator ➡️ crocodile

ugh it sucks when you meet other parents who live nearby and have kids around the same age as yours (as we did today at our block party) but you can instantly tell you have nothing in common and probably wouldn’t get along. i just want to find more parent friends that i actually wanna hang out with!

doing some research for an upcoming trip with the kids and what kind of fuckass children’s museum doesn’t have food on site and also doesn’t allow you to bring in food?! have they ever met a child?

taught my 4.5yo the word “interlocked” (she was interlocking her fingers) and now she’s just going “interlocked interlocked interlocked” like the scene in blade runner

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taught my 4.5yo the word “interlocked” (she was interlocking her fingers) and now she’s just going “interlocked interlocked interlocked” like the scene in blade runner

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