he’s practicing shooting targets in the Hornet’s Nest
Britt Reid Jr. / The Green Hornet
@emeraldstinger.bsky.social
Never got a chance to thank my dad. I spent so much time distancing myself. Now? I want to show gratitude. I want to be like him. It's just in my blood.
“The Black Beauty is a better car.” Britt is not allowed to drive the Black Beauty.
// I occasionally forget I have this account
“Yes. This is a place for villains and not heroes.” coughs
The Green Hornet has come a long way from Century City to partake in the festivities along with his “fellow criminals” He’s mostly investigating a case. But also maintaining his reputation as a supposed notorious crime lord. #MerryChaos2025
spins his gas gun in his hand
“Didn’t you steal the look from a fall guy and then add a jacket? I’m carrying on a classic legacy.”
You're one to talk.
fires his gas gun “Hmm…needs tinkering”
#GothamGala “My old man used to attend Gala’s like this. I hear he was good friends with the Wayne family. …I‘ve become less of a party animal lately but I’ll still attend these things at times.”
a man in a black hoodie looks over his shoulder
ALT: a man in a black hoodie looks over his shoulder
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These rap beefs are getting crazier and crazier
Drake is calling for my death again.
// A modern day crossover with Batman and the Green Hornet would be interesting Let’s just ignore the fact that the Britt Jr. Green Hornet referenced Batman as a fictional character once
“I lied. I know a few riddles”
“Oh don’t get me wrong. Your traps are Jigsaw-esque. Difficult and deadly. However, you could preform the perfect crimes if you didn’t leave a riddle behind telling where you’d strike next.”
“We’re also both…‘criminals’” looks at the fourth wall and winks
“I question the brilliance of a man who compulsively makes it easier to stop him.”
“I am not The Riddler by the way. I keep getting that every time I visit Gotham.”
“Why wouldn’t you name it a Beetle Bot. Seems a bit off brand.”
“I would certainly hope that the child doesn’t drive the Batmobile”
“I’m mad as a hornet! But…I feel like most folks are these days”
“I don’t think I’m being invited to any Luthor gatherings anytime soon. The Daily Sentinel isn’t exactly afraid to call out Lex on his questionable actions as a businessman.”
“Who needs a Batmobile when you can drive the Black Beauty?” a woman’s voice is heard calling out from far away ‘Only Kato drives the Black Beauty’ “…Mulan, must you ruin my fun?”
“Green Lantern. Green Hornet. Green Arrow. Lot of green folks running around.”
// Kay Faraday? AKA Edgeworth’s Maya, who’s at least 75% less likely to be falsely accused of murder?
“Papa Bat? You don’t see Kato calling me Da-…” he paused for a moment, clearing his throat “I mean…she probably shouldn’t. And didn’t.”
“Host? No. I’m simply analyzing the battle and trying to determine who is most likely to win, based on external factors and what is known. The match realistically could go to anyone. Even though I believe Red Hood has the advantage, all Arsenal needs is the right opening. One slip up.”