Just saw someone on tiktok refer to himself as an “awakened looksmaxxer” who “refuses to be mogged by his own trauma.” Life changing, inspiring
People I thought were the same person when I was little: James Dean and Jimmy Carter Corbin Bleu and Orlando Bloom Carlton Lassiter and Mr Bean
Everything they taught me about professionalism growing up is a lie I use at least 70 different emojis in every business email I have sent in the last six months and end every single sentence with “lol”
How I feel every time I understand what people are saying to me in French but only being able to think of the words “oui” and “merci” in response
I’m doing a brand deal with a sex toy company and need some creative ways to pose in selfies with them that aren’t just posing and smiling but are also not me putting my entire vulva on my ig story
Upon rewatching the Fosters for the first time since I was a teenager I think Brandon should be put in the pit of despair
every day i have to tamp down the feral dog in my head that wants to start biting people being condescending or annoying towards my gf online
Me and my gf isolating ourselves from society and making things out of yarn when our periods are synced up
my healthiest habit is smoking cigarettes because at least it makes me go outside
my day has been ruined finding out about the v*vziep*p homestuck show
I can’t ever be horny on main or my girlfriend will know I have a crush on her
I’m Constipsted bht like not actually I just can’t shit post the way I yearn to …..
the chances of hearing porn from the bible when in conversation with @emhahee.bsky.social and @khaosguillotine.bsky.social is low but never 0
idk whats in the air lately but can people please stop being freaks towards me my little boy heart can’t take it anymore
If I had a penis I would never have a boner because that’s a sin
Chris rlly outed himself as a villain this episode didn’t he #loveisland
OF COURSE CRAVE IS DOWN THE MINUTE WE WANT TO START THE LOVE ISLAND FINALE FMLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
furthermore, ronald reagan would not have become president without thomas edison so really a time traveler needs to go back in time and throw baby Edison into the sea
thomas edison is the ronald reagan of the entertainment industry