SUPPERTIME is back and we’re talking fried clams and unrealized potential. Dive in! 🧜‍♀️🌊 open.substack.com/pub/emilyvan...

Maybe I am a Late Bloomer

Or maybe utopia is a sprinkler and an ice cream cone

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New SUPPERTIME out now! I’ve been reading, musing, and eating a variety of books and foods low in saturated fat substack.com/@emilyvander...

Finding Your Egotistical Inner Child

And a diet low in saturated fat

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I’m excited to have an essay in the next issue of @foldingrockmag.bsky.social ! Out July 9th 🥣💫

Folding Rock Magazine@foldingrockmag.bsky.social · 3mo ago

In this issue (2/2): Liam Jones Lucy Dawes Durneen Sasha Debevec-McKenney Jannat Ahmed Emily Vanderploeg @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social Claire Pickard Silvia Rose Joshua Lee-Jones

We’re talking workouts, sugar and writing highs and lows over on SUPPERTIME today. Check it out! open.substack.com/pub/emilyvan...

Getting Back in Shape

Pump that Pen! (hoo-ah)

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New Suppertime! Let’s celebrate this lil newsletter’s 3 year anniversary on a yacht with a home baked fruit dessert… emilyvanderploeg.substack.com/p/sailing-ta...

Sailing, takes me away...

We are always writing! Oh no...

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We’re about halfway through the serialized novel fun over on Suppertime, my Substack. It’s not too late to join in or catch up! Subscribe for the most fun read of your summer 🤩 open.substack.com/pub/emilyvan...

A new edition of Suppertime is out, all about The Current Publishing Landscape, cow hooves 🐄, and fine dining 🍽️ emilyvanderploeg.substack.com/p/moving-on-up

Moving on (up!)

Why I chose to self-publish (ick!) my novel

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This is so exciting!! You can read the first two chapters of @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social hilarious novel, Are You There, over on her Substack now! open.substack.com/pub/emilyvan...

"Are You There?"

Subscribe to read my Novel! (A Suppertime Special Edition)

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A Suppertime Special Edition! I am going to be serializing my novel, “Are You There?”, on Substack over the next ten weeks (starting next Monday). Check out my latest post to see how it all works and gear up for a fun 🤩 summer read 🏖️ 👻 emilyvanderploeg.substack.com/p/are-you-th...

Hello followers and friends! The latest installment of my funny lil newsletter, Suppertime, is out now on Substack. Have a read for some nursery rhyme rants, muffins, and writing and reading life nonsense 🤪💞🎉💚

Sunday big shop, toddler fun, lil roast dinner cooked and eaten, and @cv2magazine.bsky.social 2 Day Poem Contest poem submitted 🤌

As predicted, “milquetoast” was the toughy, but it’s in there now, and I’m going to sleep on it (UK time!) til tomorrow to pick a title. Also appreciate that you threw in a “moon” for the poets 😆 @cv2magazine.bsky.social #2daypoemcontest

I haven’t posted here yet but today seems a good day to start because I’m setting off on the annual @cv2magazine.bsky.social 2-day Poem Contest! This is my 8th year and every time I surprise myself with what those 10 words produce. Thinking ‘milquetoast’ might be the one to trip me up this year 😅