yeet your gender to the wind

@emilyexploded.bsky.social

I like cats, frogs, and coffee. They/them/theirs.

Can’t watch the freaking eagles game because I don’t have the right streaming service and my antenna doesn’t get signal between the walls of my south philly rowhome because this whole world is a fuckin scam so I guess I’ll just finish watching Task, I guess.

I got 2 minutes and 15 seconds into Heated Rivalry on HBO, knowing nothing about it, and I NEED TO KNOW, is this a freaking Penguins Crosby/Malkin RPF turned into an OMC MLM Hockey fic now turned into a show?!?!? If it is I clocked it in under 145 seconds Jesus Christ

I got a sourdough starter from my favorite pizza spot in Philly, named her Danielle, and I was PLANNING on making my first Danielle loaf today but she’s being temperamental because of how cold it is so I am now pivoting to babysitting Danielle until she is ready to use.

I typically try to avoid center city/rittenhouse in general but I stopped into Good Dog Bar at like 4 pm after a meeting and got a bowl of mussels and a pint for $12 AND ended up sitting at the bar next to one of my old TJs coworkers from 15 years ago. The world is wild and so small.