I have no desire to debate trans rights with bigots. Mostly I just have a desire to attack them with a bat’leth and send their dishonorable souls to Gre’thor

I feel like, I’m fine with PlayStation abandoning discs but the catch has to be that you’re allowed to buy your game and store it on an external device in a state where it’ll be playable if it never connects to the internet again.

Finally switched to injections yay

Trying to sell your own used car is mostly an exercise in scammers messaging you

Being trans makes you an outsider But then being bulky and kind of butchy makes you an outsider with the trans community too And also I’m not poly AND I’m asexual Hahahahahahaha I really think if there was some creator, they really really didn’t want me to belong anywhere too much

Today’s book purchase

Still extremely mad Horizon Forbidden West killed Varl. On top of after he was going to have a kid. What an asshole story move.

How much trouble do I get in if I start releasing chapters of a story of trans women working together called Let’s Kill JK Rowling? Ha Free marketing by all the right wing press obviously I know but

Once Upon a Time in the West is easily my favorite western

Look if Ohio elects a Democrat (Amy Acton) despite her anti-trans comments and the fact she has doubled down on them, I will be done voting. I won’t help you if you’re going to throw me to the wolves.

When I was 13 and on the computer all the time, my boomer mom and Gen X siblings and such would always say don’t believe everything you read online. Then these assholes turned around and believe every goddamned stupid thing they read online.

Me: -writing an article about how Batman beats up people with mental health issues and often causes severe disability to the henchmen who are often just poor desperate citizens of Gotham- Bruce Wayne: -buys the paper and shuts it down, causing me to be jobless. I turn to henching-

Thinking about the times I was stopped by police before transition and after transition as a white person in rural Oklahoma. The very first time was in high school with a cop who thought I sped up after the flashed his lights so we was very mad.

I still argue Tina Belcher is transgender because at first she was a boy in like the first pilot or test stuff and then she was a girl and no one will ever change my reading of this.

You want a thought provoking story of the trans experience and romance. I want the warriors meets kill bill over the top blood sprays with a group of trans girls realizing the best way to survive the night against a bunch of proud boys is to fucking kill them all and look awesome doing it

The White House Correspondents Dinner this year really just feels like a period on the end of a sentence declaring journalism a profession that has lost all credibility and respect.

My brain randomly wondering what imminent assimilation is like for a Vulcan. Does their emotional control hold out? Does fear win? Do they see their katra as being destroyed in the process or preserved? Is a part of them curious about what the experience will be like?

Netanyahu: I have diplomatic immunity Mayor Mamdani

Lethal Weapon: Murtaugh's License Revoked

Alt: Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon with the text “it’s just been revoked”

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It’s commonly reported there are 206 bones in the human body. We shall explore each one of these bones painfully as we discuss why debt is not art. Please don’t wear yourself out against the restraints, I assure you they’re quite secure.

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We admire great works of art, architecture and engineering. Why not debt?

Fixing the cigarette smoking Lego man in the xfiles set by just giving him a full sized Marlboro I mean Morley

It’s kind of surprising that Trump hasn’t just put a golf course in at the White House yet for national security reasons or something.

“What does this mean for the US?” “Number go up.” “Which number?” “Gas number.” “I think I speak for us all when I say ‘boo.’”

Behold the amazing Emily and her ability to show empathy through a personal account similar to your own to demonstrate she understands but you will interpret as her centering herself instead

Everyone is arguing about gender and genitals and shit but this is your true form, everything else is just a mech suit you like decorating

Thinking of that TikTok land lord guy that was like here’s all the things you’re just giving your renters for free! Have you considered charging them a monthly fee to have ceiling fans? Like they don’t have to have them if they don’t have to have them. He needs a nice sunny wall to stand by.

Passenger: there’s supposed to be thunderstorms today Me: ah yes tropical storm bertha but really it’s just the remnants. There was too much wind shear and dry air for it to hold together, plus most of the storms are to the south of the center so most of the rain will be to the south of us most…

The best I can figure is Trump’s Iran strategy is Opposite Day, but no one knows which days are opposite days and which aren’t, but also sometimes they’re opposite days for like ten minutes, but also Opposite Day is retroactively invalidated

I like how trans women have to be dehumanized and threatened by police but we have to control our emotions and perfectly control our fight or flight response but police lose their shit if you’re not “respectful” and go to hurting and killing you instantly in every situation like a rabid animal.

Me wondering how this car next to me has a paper tag when those were phased out like last year lol