Help I jacked up my neck while sleeping a few nights ago and it’s not getting better and I genuinely don’t know what to do, it even hurts to swallow 😭
@emmettk.bsky.social
Seattle & Sonoma County 🏳️🌈🍷 one half of @HappyHoleToys.bsky.social with my 👬 | sports | 18+ occasionally NSFW and more than just a chance of “silicone sculptures”
Sunday is for cataloging the new physique pictorials additions to your vintage smut collection 😋
We may have forgotten how “every other Friday” works over summer, but Happy Hour is BACK 😅 So we’re making it up to you: ✨ 20% off EVERYTHING 💚 No minimum, no code needed 💌 Email subscribers: check your inbox for a little extra 4–11pm Pacific. See you there!
Premium Pours are back! 🌈💚🌊 50+ fresh toys in Opalescent Rainbow, Seacock Spirit & Stormy Seas signature pour styles are live now, with lots of glow-in-the-dark + UV-reactive goodness. ✨ Come find your new friend! www.happyholetoys.com
Hi gay! Any Seattle Pride weekend activity suggestions for a bitch and his partner? 🙃
Are you an oomf? Did you go to White Center Pride yesterday? Did you happen to take a pic of our @happyholetoys.bsky.social stall? Please share!! Our day was so busy I barely got any pics and nothing for social media. I’m so bummed! Hoping someone out there snapped a pic and sees this :)
Been super busy getting ready for tomorrow’s Pride event so I owe a fresh cut pic but guyssssss I think you’re gonna like it :))
@emmettk.bsky.social · 3mo agoHelp! Hair appt tonight, was supposed to get it chopped short for Pride. Having second thoughts and everyone I’ve asked likes it long 😩 Do I go short and gay or keep the length?? (Ignore the scruffy! Barber asks me to grow it out so they can trim all nice 😅)
Love those friends you get a random snap from and you don’t know if it’s gonna be a cute selfie, a dog/cat pic, or showing off full cock and hole 🥰
Help! Hair appt tonight, was supposed to get it chopped short for Pride. Having second thoughts and everyone I’ve asked likes it long 😩 Do I go short and gay or keep the length?? (Ignore the scruffy! Barber asks me to grow it out so they can trim all nice 😅)
A slightly belated (but still very gay) Happy Pride! 🌈 We've been a little quiet lately because we've been hard at work getting ready for White Center Pride this Saturday. Stop by from 12–8 PM for Premium Pours, Single Color toys, and a few event-exclusive goodies. We'd love to see you there!
Can’t wait to finish work, get home, take off my pants, make a fun lil beverage, and stroke my penis ‘til it’s time for bed 🥰
🌱 Happy Hour is live 4–11pm Pacific! We’re celebrating the first day of spring with 25% off UV Sparkle Green toys in 00-40 firmness — on inventory AND Made-to-Order toys! 💚 Email subscribers: check your inbox for a bonus code good on ALL orders 👀
Have any moots/oomfs been to TRC and have any advice for first timers? 🫣 Things like: when do reservations open, are they hard to get, when are good times to go, things to bring, and yeah anything else that would be good to know so we can finally do some naked camping? 🏕️🙂
Still playing! Blues, greens, aquas... and lots of pretty in-betweens Adding some fun new things to the shop soon :)
Alright, let’s do the "more oomf content featuring a toy I made" giveaway! 😈 To enter: 1) Comment which model/size (1–2) you want 2) Follow @happyholetoys.bsky.social Remember the catch: you gotta post using it!! 👀 18+ only. US/Canada (CAN winner pays duties). Entries close Friday 2/20 @ 12 PST
It’s been too long since I’ve seen one my sexy oomfs with a toy I made in their hole. What if I gave one away but you gotta show us using it? 🙃
