I am two weeks away from finishing my almost year long read of the masnavi in translation and it is remarkable how obsessed rumi is with shock humor in the second half of the text. Let me paint a picture
Pros of marriage: finally sex heeheeeh Cons of marriage: have to share hello kitty mug with wife.
please god lets the democrats win Mississippi, it would be so funny
you will be brought to justice one day for your constant plagiarism, any discerning reader would already know that this sentiment could only have came from me. who are you fooling
BearPascal@bearpascal.bsky.social · last wk.Aesop? More like gay slop
to the tune of Freezing Moon it's bedtime again bedtime, you beautiful i please my hunger on fresh cookies
BearPascal@bearpascal.bsky.social · 2w agoThe Cookie Monster would make a crazy metal vocalist
Noticing how it's national cookie monster day and no one has messaged me about it. Ok.
Laura@emokohelet.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is my joker moment
Jello Biafra as the cookie monster: tomorrow you're homeless, tonight it's a cookie, tomorrow you're homeless, tonight it's a cookie
welcome to my twisted fucking cookie
microwave sweet potato and some left over schmaltz will save you when it's 11pm and you forgot to do your injection
i can't say what i'm doing for my Halloween costume but let's just say it involves cookie and going om nom nom nom nom nom
Landauer to Horkheimer (10/4/1936): “Because I love Freud, I would say we shouldn’t make impossible demands of the old man for an unheard-of intellectual renewal. So I don’t hold his occasional crude lapses against him, like the stupid remarks on communism in the new introductory lectures.” lol
are you more of an Elliott Smith Either/Or Girl or a Kierkegaard Either/Or Girl
not being within 30 miles of a theater playing the new devils restoration is destroying me. i love vanessa redgrave so much. why.
The ending hours of kingdom hearts 1 will change you as a person. I thought this was a kids game. No one has ever suffered like I have.
how it feels doing driver's ed in your 20s
Dan Hentschel Sweating
ALT: Dan Hentschel Sweating
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I've really been loving Akane in the Ranma 1/2 remake, from the visual design to their approach to characterization, they did a lot to balance out her meanness and make her more interesting
I have now more riches than any king in history ever could have
the smiths self titled is notes from underground for bisexuals and lesbians who like to larp as gay men
I had 20 minutes to make up a bullshit Halloween costume, I present you, the worst John Travolta impression of all time
quit your job, join my jangle-pop band/critical biblical studies reading group, they are the same group and meet in the same hour
playing kingdom hearts for the first time, i'm not sure i've once looked at donald duck and not seen him downed. what is his problem.