- tis a fine barn... tis no pool - My diagnosis? BAD BABYSITTING - Trambopaline - Everything's coming up Milhouse - Slow down, this sidewalk's for regular walking, not fancy walking

Dom Pepin@dompepin.bsky.social · yesterday

- Do I know what rhetorical means? - Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand - I'm a lonely insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold indifferent sun - Yes, eat *all* of our shirts - Hehehe, mule.

That's another few hundred hours of my life going to The Witcher 3, then.

I got Sarah to try Stardew Valley and now I fear I may never see my wife again

Floating back towards the MCU after that X-Men casting news like a cartoon hobo smelling a pie on the windowsill

Count Binface getting over a quarter of the vote. The enquiry immediately relaunching. Masterful gambit, Nigel.

Manifesting Rina Sawayama as Psylocke for the X-Men reboot

My niece wanted to learn how to webswing and who can say if it was more fun for her or me

Millions of gamers who have fond memories of this game are going to have their worlds shattered in August when confronted with the reality it plays like ass

Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror]@nintendousa.bsky.social · 4w ago

Dark days loom over Isle Delfino! Clean up a polluted island with FLUDD at your side in Super Mario Sunshine, coming to Nintendo GameCube – Nintendo Classics on Nintendo Switch 2 for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members on Aug 13!

Sarah is away until Sunday and I have discovered that as much as I love to cook, I do not enjoy cooking for just myself. I have become a Pringles goblin.

I saw Spider-Man last night, and while I do need to see it again so I don't let recency bias consume me, I think that might've been an all-timer Spidey flick for me. If nothing else, this is the most on-point depiction of Peter/Spider-Man I've seen on film.

Oh to be a gay dog at the Pride parade

I was looking up the best way to water a Lavender plant without disturbing hungry bees and like, why would anyone want to know this?

If someone lets their dog shit on my drive, am I legally allowed to stick it back through their letter box?

I would happily have walked right back into the cinema to watch The Odyssey all over again. Incredible.

I remember walking out of Rise of Skywalker with @gamesdaly.bsky.social and being unable to talk or even look at one another

Defector@defector.com · last mo.

What's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...

Managed to get a perfectly working PlayStation Portal off Vinted for £90. Business is my passion.

Just had my hair washed at the hairdressers for the first time in my life and I had no idea life held such delights

X-Men 97 stop edging me with a Spider-Man revival I beg

Nothing but respect for the legends that came to My Chemical Romance with a banner that read: "Gerard have you played Baldurs Gate 3?" (He has not)

If we get enough ladders together I think I can get close enough to the sun to kill it

Clacton-on-Sea has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

Spare a thought for anyone in the UK who genuinely needs to call in sick tomorrow morning

Irish stew + soda bread + Guinness is a fine Sunday meal

Being judged for not having finished unpacking yet.

If Metroid Ravenous and the Super Metroid remake are really real I think I will pass out

Hayley Williams you are an icon ✨️

Who is this q u e e n

Just had the definitive Irish interaction with our Uber driver in Dublin. "Ah Nottingham sure, I've a cousin who lives there, do ye know a Coleen?"

Back in my day it was 50 degrees in July and we walked 12 miles to school in our bare feet and Cthullu devoured me along with all sentient life and we never closed the schools did we

Moving back into Nottingham has been wonderful so far because wdym I can go to last minute gig or comedy show or meal or the cinema. I forgot what it feels like to live in a place where THINGS happen