kids these days don't know their roots they do not even recognize the bodies in the water

may have smoked the weed that makes me need to curl up on someone's lap

hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇@empresskaya.bsky.social · 2w ago

may have smoked the weed that makes me need to curl up on someone's lap

being into feet is fucked up cuz a girl will say pawjob and then i find out shes talking about something significantly less cool than what i thought of

sucking her strap so devoutly I gotta confess to worshipping false idols

i gotta force myself to actually learn drums dude

maleficus the scorned thinks hes so cool but lowk he dumb as hell "ooooh your pitiful spells shall never penetrate my anti magic barrier" bro I am levitating a boulder above your evil lair as we speak

the gender binary is bullshit return to the TRUE infallible method of classification, the humourism quaternary are u hot or cold are u wet or dry your temperament phlegmatic as fuuuuuck 😭😭😭

"bunnies allowing themselves to be groomed expresses dominance" actually a statistical error. princess bunny, who lives in a castle and has 1000 attendants, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

heartbreaking: lack of coherent thought devolved so badly I can't even conjure stupid bits to post

🚨 🐰 BUNNY EMERGENCY ALERT 🐰 🚨 hi

friend added me on insta and started sending me reels of people soaking hot dogs in monster energy and making them into a cake should i kill her

its called live music because its the music that makes you want to live

big bunny big cagliostro #グラブル

happy bunny day. im not a bunny but i have many bunny oomfs. celebrarte urself today oomfs. hop tuah.

my disgust for loblaws fighting tooth and nail with how much I think no name branding fucks crazy

fuck i want a sausage roll now

hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇@empresskaya.bsky.social · 3d ago

then u get a sausage roll and maybe an irn bru at greggs remember maybe there is nuance in all things and beauty still exists in this world of ours

u can tell the british r inferior bc they don't have boxed mac and cheese

I have got to be less ashamed

the illness

TAke a look, y'all: IMG_BUNNY.jpeg

found out that a local game store opened like 5 mins away from me maybe now is when I get into the hell that is magic the gathering

sooo sleepy ,,,

hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇@empresskaya.bsky.social · 5d ago

girl that doesn't really get slang but wants to be included voice: i look like a cunt ^-^

girl that doesn't really get slang but wants to be included voice: i look like a cunt ^-^

getting a girl excited by telling her i smoked weed cause it usually makes me horny but instead the second half of my brain activates and now she has to learn about the youngest sf6 prodigy blaz and also micronesia

why would I need to see this on stage, girls are performing that show in my dms quite frequently already

yoshi you cant call them that

-bomb has been planted.-

block my mixup motherfucker

hardcore hana*c 🍒🐇@empresskaya.bsky.social · last wk.

expanding my music taste is great not because of the fact that i am experiencing more great art but purely because it makes my "yeah imma block this wackass mixup" playlist way more of a wackass mixup

expanding my music taste is great not because of the fact that i am experiencing more great art but purely because it makes my "yeah imma block this wackass mixup" playlist way more of a wackass mixup