I know we all know my job is insane, but it does just get weirder and weirder. For example, I spent today recording a one woman radio play of Macbeth
Caoimhe Deyn
@empressofkashyr.bsky.social
Dungeon Master, Archer and Minecrafter. Gay as heck. Labhair Gaeilge liom. Sí/Í
if there's a sunday chore you hate doing i encourage you to avoid it. yes you've painlessly knock it out every other week and yes it only actually ever takes 15 minutes, but what if this time it kills you? best to avoid it
my favourite dumb joke is pretending LLM stands for Lin Lanuel Miranda
They are currently developing new words to describe the various mental illnesses that caused me to build this
Two bands I love are going on a european tour this year, and I'm sorry, but this is the most random set of UK cities I've ever seen
If you follow me on instagram you'll probably get the impression that all I do is go to concerts, go to archery, and go to the local petting zoo to visit my local pigs. This is because that is in fact all that I do
Sam and Diane and their consequences have been disastrous for mankind
The brains of people who will run out onto an active archery range need to be studied
I look so good here even though I'm serving Corpse Bride
I keep bringing Baby Queen weird things to sign and she keeps saying yes
Picture of two owls sitting next to each other captioned 'Me and hoo?'
Thinking about my most insane D&D campaign. The three main villains were a demon king of hell, an ancient lich who's armies once devasted half the country, and a 38 year old archeology professor who's on probation for sleeping with one of her students. She was the only one the party was afraid of.
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Kym Deyn@kymdeyn.bsky.social · 2w agoIf you're feeling in an Odyssey-ish mood, I do have a book that's half Alexander the Great, half Odysseus talking to a fortune teller at a university party. It's weird and tricksie and regularly criticised for refusing to explain itself at all.
Seeing her again Wednesday do I get her to sign Dream of The Red Chamber?
Caoimhe Deyn@empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 5mo agoVolume two of the 14th century Chinese novel Outlaws of the Marsh, signed by Baby Queen
I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead.
Another insane thing about my old work was my boss's refusal to stock both Coke Zero and Diet Coke because he maintainted there was absoloutely no difference in taste between the two and it was all just a marketing gimic (diet coke being for women and coke zero for men)
Really funny that the one moment in the entire wedding process where I became a bridezilla was because everyone at the meal was getting served before me
My bestie, who before this year has had no interest in football, has suddenly decided to follow the world cup, and her way of talking to me about it has been to assign every team a pop girlie based on who she thinks they are most like. Here are some examples
Staying with my friend, I apologised for making a stink in her bathroom, and she clasps my hands, and with the gentlest voice imaginable, says 'I never want you to feel like you have to apologise for the things your body does', and it's entirely possible she is the sweetest person who's ever lived
Crossed the entire country on the train for the second time in four days, got home, collapsed, am now watching Lord of the Rings
Left the house this morning with absolutely no intention of being in the city of Reading. And yet
My flatmate STILL sometimes laughs thinking of a joke I told THREE years ago. It went Me: Did you know Gorilla Glue is called that because it's strong enough to stick two gorillas together? Her: Really? Me: Well I hope so, because I've got these two gorillas and only one gorilla storage space
Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 4w ago
Pronouncing it Bin Fass-say like he's an Italian nobleman
