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Who thinks that we should be the only industrialized nation in the world that doesn't have universal healthcare? Somebody should be able to go to the emergency room or have preventative medicine like checkups for free so they know if their kid gets hit by a car it’s not gonna literally bankrupt them

This whole Sleepy Joe thing. If that’s the standard, then why aren’t we having the 25th Amendment right now? The man literally falls asleep in a room full of his entire cabinet sitting behind the Resolute Desk and that is not an exaggeration or unfair.

As it relates to Donald Trump, fuck him. Fuck his son. Fuck his daughter. I mean it, all of them, the whole family down to the grandchildren. I hope for the rest of time their names will live ignominy. They have done the most awful things to my family and to me.

I watched Trump's speech at the Correspondents' Dinner last night. It's hard to articulate how sad it made me. Sad and embarrassed and exhausted. Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can't tell one.

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I watched Trump's speech at the Correspondents' Dinner last night.

It's hard to articulate how sad it made me.

Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.

Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can't tell one.

People think humor is a talent. It isn't. It's a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.

Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.

He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.

That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.

There is a name for it.

So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people's weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn't like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.

The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.

And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.

Joe Biden wasn't standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was.

And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.

Just another joke at our expense.

The Saudis paid Kushner $100 million. They put $2 billion into his firm. They put another $6 billion into LIV Golf, which pays Trump properties to host its tournaments. They signed ten billion dollars in Trump-branded real estate deals in Jeddah and Riyadh. All in just the last few years.

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We are supposedly at war to stop Iran from enriching the uranium we “obliterated" over a year ago.

Yesterday we signed a deal to help Saudi Arabia enrich uranium.

The first time the United States has ever helped another country enrich uranium on foreign soil.

The Saudis refused the inspection protocol 140 other countries accept. Too intrusive, they said.

Trump agreed. He signed a national security waiver to get around the rule.

The Saudis paid Kushner $100 million. They put $2 billion into his firm. They put another $6 billion into LIV Golf, which pays Trump properties to host its tournaments. They signed ten billion dollars in Trump-branded real estate deals in Jeddah and Riyadh. All in just the last few years.

But sure. My paintings.

I think Jake (Tapper) is a complete and utter asshole. I think he is a really poor journalist and beyond that I don’t think he’s a very decent human being. As a person, I don’t like Jake. I think he’s full of fucking shit.

He told us he took out their nuclear weapons... Then he comes along and decides he’s gonna go in and drop some more bombs, but the first bomb he’s gonna drop, he’s gonna drop it on a girls’ school in Iran and kill 168 schoolchildren. Not a single-tap, a double-tap. What the fuck are we doing people?

Addiction robs us of the power to choose. I was actively choosing suicide. I knew it. I felt hopeless and alone. Today, in recovery, I have a choice every day, and that is the greatest gift anyone can ask for. You are not alone. You are never alone. We do recover.

We’re living under a dictatorship right now. It’s less Adolf Hitler because he’s not as concentrated as that. It’s more Idi Amin. It’s buffoonery, complete and utter incompetence. On top of a giant grift of the likes no one in the world has ever seen.

In the history of the United States of America there has never been a president that even comes close to the level of corruption that is occurring right now. It is an embarrassment on an epic scale. Every single facet of the Executive Branch, it is a pay-for-play.