i love being mutuals with celebrities on instagram because every time i see that they’ve viewed one of my weird ass stories i wonder if they just shake their head

other people: i rolled my ankle playing sports, being active, etc me: yeah so i got up from the couch and didn’t realize that my whole foot had gone to sleep before i started walking

not me sitting next to bryce pinkham’s wife at his show

so if they’re not letting djenks do booster gold can they at LEAST let him do season three of our flag means death

it really insane that it’s only been one calendar YEAR since i got into hazbin hotel and look at me now

i love when i put my head on thorin’s belly and can hear his little tummy gurgling

one of my favorite things about living in a place with seasons is when you can tell people are just over a particular season towards the end of it and start dressing for the weather they wish it was

update on putnam county spelling bee: amir lost in the first round BUT in his defense i also spelled the word the same way in my head. best part was when he said “that didn’t help at all!” after asking for assistance. oh bestie

being laid off three times in less than two years is really making me question what the point of anything is anymore lol

well the mary sue just fired its entire entertainment team so welcome back to NYC for me 😇

not us being on the same flight and waiting for the same airtrain as daisy grenade

it’s midnight and JFK is playing “never gonna give you up.” this is what purgatory is

i would severely miss my seasons but if things can align i just might make my way out to LA

professional opinion: this 12-minute short film carries the same comedic punch that a full-length film of the same nature sometimes needs more space and actors to achieve unprofessional opinion: amir really rocks a burberry scarf and now i kinda want one

Amir Talai@amirtalai.bsky.social · 2w ago

Presenting the Vimeo Staff Pick short film... BDAY PRIVATE DICK starring Nick Thune, Me, and John C. Reilly Watch it... RIGHT NOW

they said the cafe car was open on the train and through the intercom we could all hear some guy go YEAAAHHHH

only my most important interview ever

i just saw #coyotevsacme and i can confirm that it is literally everything i never knew i needed. it’s masterful how they weaved live-action and cartoon humor together, and i absolutely did not expect to cry. instant classic

huge day for hazbin hotel fans

discovered i’m too out of shape to two-step to billie joe and mike dirnt’s cover band at the fandom SDCC party

just saw jack quaid and said i love the hunger games and he said oh my god live long and prosper

our train into san diego was delayed for like an hour and they just came on the intercom to tell us that we’re moving and said “there was a SWAT standoff on the tracks. you’ll see it on the news tonight” 😭

oh my god y’all keith david AND stephanie beatriz are going to be in our suite for SDCC this is huge

california i fear you are growing on me

the last time i went to a disney park 9/11 happened so i’m pleased to report another 9/11 did not happen while i was at disneyland

bringing keychain alastor to disneyland new orleans the way lucifer intended

there’s something truly funny about the world cup being won 1-0 after like 100 minutes of no scoring

i’m jumping around here in the enemies to lovers #radioapple fic but lucifer is finally unleashing his filthy mouth

packing for SDCC means agonising about if i have either over-prepared or under-prepared for the weather + events

“research shows raccoons are evolving to be cuter” let’s not princess diaries the raccoons now, they have ALWAYS been cute

i have not thought about the odyssey for like twenty years since i read it in middle school or high school and yet somehow while watching it i remembered everything but the ending