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Neil deGrasse Tyson meets the girl from The Ring. Calmly buying things for myself based on your Amazon wishlists. 📍PHL ☉ ♌️ ☾ ♓️ ↥ ♏️
My red blood cell count is low so my doctor wants to check my iron levels in 2 weeks. TIME TO WRITE MY WILL ⚰️
While the United States wastes billions of dollars a pointless war, China is cleaning our clock technologically. Instead of crying about Canadian smoke, Americas would have been better served if Donald Trump had made something like this happen.
BF: where did you go? Me: pharmacy BF: you’re always going to the pharmacy it seems. Me: CRAZY PEOPLE HAVE THE BEST PILLS, SWEETIE!
Lindsay Graham died? Anyways, my cat woke me up at 7:45 am by yacking up a hairball on the bed and now I’m 30 minutes short of an 8 hour sleep.
Guess I’m taking the subway to my trivia meetup tonight because I’d rather risk getting second hand from a crack pipe than walk in this heat.
My third night on Quviviq made me dream I was giving a guy a Handy J at a funeral and his dick was shaped like a waffle cone.
Grocery prices keep going up but GLP-1 drugs are becoming more widely available. Coincidence?
Marilyn Monroe would’ve been 100 years old this month. So in her honour I’m doing a Marilyn Marathon. She starred in a total of 33 films both credited and uncredited. I’ll be watching all of them in order over the coming week or two.
Cat toy idea! Put googly eyes on a tampon with no applicator. Magic marker the tail. Drive your puss-puss crazy. Meow 😻
Has anyone ever actually gotten a job through LinkedIn or are we all just pretending that app works?
You’d think a trillionaire would be able to buy a nicer pair of tits.
Dreading my 5 minute walk to the gym during a heat index of 105F.
I never thought I had the capacity to kill until I saw a performative prayer husband praying over his wife’s period on TikTok. I always wondered how much it would take to make me snap. That was it…
Does anyone in Philly own a dog that isn’t fucking insane?
The dessert cocktail I drank had espresso in it without my knowledge. Cut to me at 2 am like…
Linda Blair as Regan Going Crazy
ALT: Linda Blair as Regan Going Crazy
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Del Frisco’s has a literal wine tower in the restaurant. I need this in my future home.
One thing that Philly Gays have in common is that we all find most DC Gays to be highly excruciating.
Oh, an AI summary for a scientific journal article? That’s what a fucking ABSTRACT is for you stupid twats.
I haven’t made someone cry in a while. I should change that…