Trump renames Paramount Warner Bros. to Warmount.
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FBI agents were told to flag any Epstein records with the word mushroom
White House says America must be first to put windmills on the moon.
Republicans are saying Nixon was pushed out of office by Marilyn McCoo.
US adds 29,000 jobs in September. Half of them were given to Marco Rubio.
David Ellison says combined Paramount and Warner Bros Discovery will be named Kevin Costner.
Sen. Eric Schmitt accuses Jack Smith of colluding with Hawkeye from MASH.
Bari Weiss says vandals broke into 60 Minutes and hired Ross Douthat.
Anthropic can’t even implement guardrails in the accounting department.
Tesla develops way to pass Grey Poupon between cars without having to roll down windows.
Presidents Trump and Xi break down their favorite Bond films on Rogan.
Harvey Weinstein, who is not president, has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for a sex crime in New York.
ProPublica reports some people mistake Tom Homan for Susan Collins.
Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is considering trying out for major league baseball.
Meta claims Muse can make restaurant reservations or a hair appointment. In reality, these calls are made by Marco Rubio.
Trump tells UN he is officially renaming the Shire to Little America.
Trump tells UN he is renaming AI to Premium Intelligence or Magnum PI.
Paramount settlement paves way for invasion of Poland.
Trump now says DC Arch will serve as a Tesla charging station.
I am a one-issue voter: Get Republicans out of office.
Mitch McConnell spotted at Atrium Cafe with JFK Jr.
FDA expected to erase limits on shards of glass allowed in cereals.
Trump says he’ll give each cleric $5000, if they turn over their nuclear weapons.
“I missed the mark. I meant to say there are only men and those who cook, clean and do laundry.”
You have a much better chance of seeing Mitch McConnell than getting those $5,000 checks from President Pickpocket.
If you have to speak fluent English to serve in the US government, how the hell is Markwayne Mullin DHS Secretary?
Trump predicts Melania will sleep with him after the election.
“The war will be over shortly after the election, right after I buy everyone a Lamborghini.”
Kushner said he prefers trilateral talks as they allow him to concentrate on Wordle.