Abbreviated Reviews
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https://www.youtube.com/@abbreviatedreviews Your one-stop shop for hot takes, warm satire, and tepid commentary. Sometimes video games.
You've played Deep Rock Galactic, I know. But this is a different game... even if it has the same name. Deep Rock Galactic vs Rogue Core: youtu.be/nHf45l2oMko #RogueCore @deeprockgalactic.bsky.social
Rogue Core vs Deep Rock Galactic - Different Isn't Bad
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You missed the Steam Next Fest. It's done for the next four months. I didn't miss it though, so here's a video about the games I liked two weeks after it ended. youtu.be/UMVg0iS_iQk
BEST of the Steam Next Fest!
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The Steam Controller is the new Steam Controller, but the old Steam Controller is still the Steam Controller. Let's look at them together and admire Valve's ability to make things: youtu.be/Q1yRY24snJk @valvesoftware.com @steampowered.com
The Steam Controller vs The Steam Controller
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Star Citizen's a little fucked up right now, but I still played it to compile all of the new shit and ships into this single video you can watch at your leisure (watch it right now though): ➡️https://youtu.be/nZ1NRfqlBqg #StarCitizen
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The power of creation and destruction in your hands. Pottery isn't for everyone... I mean, pottery is kinda for everyone, but Kiln isn't really for everyone. youtu.be/PVgujllng3M
Make Pottery/Break Pottery
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I feel like I'm literally fighting not to see a thousand clips and trailers from The Mandalorian movie. Everyone who wants to see it is going to, you don't need to promote it anymore.
Mickey Mouse was kind of a dick back in the Steamboat Willie days. But now he's a Private Dick and way cooler. Mouse: P.I. For Hire: youtu.be/o9rzSfvSp2Y
The Boomer Shooter for the Silent Generation
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Why haven't they made a Battletech 2? Do they not like money or the happiness of others?
You'd think Viltrumites would just stick with "knife hands" considering how effective they are.
I think I'm manifesting some deep desire to dig holes. This better not awaken anything in me.... The Spotter Dig or Die: youtu.be/sAKtb1f7ilM
The Mutants Yearn for the Mine
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Star Citizen is putting out content faster than I can put out videos making fun of that content. But I'm trying my best... Here's 4.7: youtu.be/E5gm5bP7_48 #StarCitizen
Star Citizen Finally Gets a Feature Every Other Game Has
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I think I have a fetish for games about digging. youtu.be/BHmu8R1Mgs4
Dome Keeper, but Upside Down - ITER-8
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I was curious, so I went to look up the RAM kit I bought last year for $190. It's $900.
The Steam Next Fest is over, but that doesn't mean I can't keep talking about it like it isn't. Here's all the best demos I played - in order by the order I put them in: youtu.be/NdkCOfh2Ot8 #SteamNextFest
Everything You Should Have Played in the Next Fest
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Anyone ever find Jeremy Soule? I'd love to get a refund for the Kickstarter he bailed on like a decade ago. It must be cool to get $120,000 and just disappear.
Nintendo won't make a Star Fox game anymore because they think it might not make a billion dollars. Indie devs got you covered though: youtu.be/bjN6rTLjans #Fursquadronphoenix
Star Fox for the Rest of Us - FUR Squadron Phoenix
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Did they ever put War Machine in Marvel Rivals? They should. I'd play it again and be an auto-locking loser.
We will win Star Citizen's battle against the Mushroom Kingdom. Look: youtu.be/TlqPx40jkZE #StarCitizen
The Star Citizen Fungus Update
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It's been about six months since I bought a new front door and I still can't stop looking at other people's doors and judging them.
Humble Choice isn't a choice that will humble you. It's $15. But that's money you could spend on a mediocre pizza or a really good sandwich. So I took my precious time to see if this month's Humble Choice Bundle thing was worth it. youtu.be/R5MpGw3-5Gc
Finding Out if Humble Choice Is Worth It
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If you like pinball and killing things with pinballs and somehow also building things with pinballs, the Pinkeep demo is now available for you to try: youtu.be/GLWDQV0Ngwc @okomotive.ch
Pinball Meets Tower Defense (Someone Added Cards) -- Pinkeep
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Slot machines can be cruel - so it seems appropriate to turn that malice onto your enemies. That's Slots & Daggers: youtu.be/nzhZI_nyy3c
Spinning Slots to Poke with Daggers - Slots & Daggers
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There are some big games coming out in 2026. These aren't those. These are the ones your weird friends talk about on discord. Games: youtu.be/xQb8UTXxFgo
Games You Didn't Know Were Coming in 2026
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The best way to gamble is not losing any money. Sure you might fall into a dark pit of certain death, but you'll have fun in the process CloverPit: youtu.be/Yk1SMQKgaWA #CloverPit
Gambling With Your Life - For Fun!
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Knowing that Youtube requires videos to be at *least* eight minutes long to run midroll ads really highlights how many people pad the fuck out of their content to stretch it to that runtime.
It's the time of year when we look back at the previous year and say "that was a year." Here's the BEST games I played: youtu.be/DC0qFFqSBtk Here's the BEST games I DIDN'T play: youtu.be/LstPFFoYuKA
I haven't 'low-fived' anyone over the age of two in at least 20 years.
