energythief
@energythief.bsky.social
Stealing your energy since 1991 🦋 💙 🇨🇦
Whoever sets the timer on automatic faucets and the length of paper towel dispensers must have some dirty ass wet hands in real life.
I’d like to believe that heaven is finishing a D&D campaign.
Really nice to see some practical sets and puppet aliens in Mandalorian and Grogu. More of this please.
My Uber driver just ranted at me for 10 minutes about the goddamn liberals and the bastard democs in the USA. He’s Iranian. He supports Trump. Is that a two star rating?
Today’s blue category was the worst Ive ever seen Connections Puzzle #1054 🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
Is it too much to ask for people to put points in Accuracy
Is it part of the thug dress code to wear black hoodies even when it’s really hot outside
Loving this new game on LinkedIn. Patches #5 | 0:23 🧶 With no hints & no redraws 🏅 I achieved Superstar status today! lnkd.in/patches.
Patches
Patches by LinkedIn. Patches is a spatial logic puzzle where you complete every shape in the grid based on a set of clues.
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My dog isn’t what you’d call “smart”, but her digestive system knows to go into overdrive when I’m in a very important Teams meeting with my VP.
We can put a man on the moon, but we can't make a Vitamin B tablet that doesn't smell like stale piss. Make it make scents.
Spent some time giving belly rubs to this absolute champion of a dog tonight. Happy New Year! www.instagram.com/gwapo_the_pu...
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Woke up to about six inches of snow today. I love how quiet and still the morning is.
Forget dystopia. THIS is the true future of A.I. - a picture of a dog reading a newspaper hanging above the toilet at a Chinese buffet near my house.
No kids at the front door yet in Canada. They must all be watching the Jays game.
This book I’m reading has an abundance of hyphens and periods in it. It’s very Morse coded.
Haha what if the rapture keeps happening but everyone fucking sucks and that is why nobody ever ascends to heaven
“What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today!”
There are soooo many people on this flight who have no idea how to put their luggage in the overhead. I’ve never seen anything like it.
Ranking Charlies: Charlie Brown Charlie Bucket Charlie Chaplin Charlie Cox Charlie Benante Charlie Murphy Charlie Puth Charli XCX Charlie Townsend Charlie Parker Charlie Bit My Finger Charlie Sheen Every other Charlie Charlie Kirk
Last night I had some leftover minestrone and pierogis from the deep freezer. I have no idea when they were made and the leftovers cryogenically preserved. It’s my wife’s equivalent to my “I’ll save this piece of wood in the garage because you’ll never know if I’ll need it 20 years from now.”
If you don’t understand it, it’s not “bad writing.” If you don’t recognize the symbolism, it’s not “unrealistic.” If you don’ pay attention to details, it’s not a “plot hole.” This PSA brought to you by binging Ozark and making the mistake of wading into online discussions about the series.
Wow, Weapons was really fantastic. I hope that they don’t try to make a prequel or sequel and destroy the mystery and metaphor. Hollywood being Hollywood, I have low expectations.
My puppy pooped outside for the first time while on her leash. #BrandNewSentence
Can’t they just cut the houseguests’ mics after they vote? So annoyed with the shoutouts #BB27