What do you call a holographic bar? An alcholodeck.
Ensign Prevek
@ensign-prevek.bsky.social
Ensign living on ds9. Contrary to popular belief, I am NOT a spy. In engineering because starfleet wants my to ‘prove my loyalty’ before I can get a job in security 😔
Typing… this… with… the… replicator… my… padd… broke… :(
Just because I /do/ it doesn’t mean I /condone/ it
Why would you think that setting off small, decorative bombs aka fireworks is safe?
the blinkie rotates between “selfcest” “selflove” and “selfship”
So apperently pre-warp Terrans had this weird thing called puritanism, which was basically creepy adults trying to keep kids from getting sex ed (probably so they wouldn’t realize they were getting molested) in the name of protecting children from predators. Very glad it’s no longer a thing, wtaf
// I’m sorry. But I cannot handle politics. I just can’t. I can’t.
I was going to say that a unifying trait between the klingon empire and the cardassian union is killing people you don’t like, but doesn’t every government do that?
If I unfollowed you, it’s because you have minors in your dni.
Ensign Prevek@ensign-prevek.bsky.social · last yr.Due to reason’s he’d rather not disclose, the creator of this account (and a bunch of others) has given them to me. I’ll continue where he left off, and I have no intention of changing the characters. My name’s Eric, he/him. I’m a minor. Idm mdni accs interacting, but I’ll try not to interact 1st.
Due to reason’s he’d rather not disclose, the creator of this account (and a bunch of others) has given them to me. I’ll continue where he left off, and I have no intention of changing the characters. My name’s Eric, he/him. I’m a minor. Idm mdni accs interacting, but I’ll try not to interact 1st.
💥DO NOT obey laws that aren’t just. 💥DO NOT comply with any directives you don’t feel are for the greater collective good. 💥DO NOT OBEY 💥DO NOT COMPLY
Yeah so apparently in 21st century Earth your life was worth however much was in your bank account + how much political influence you had. Disgusting. On Cardassia we knew better!
🍭💞Candy💞🍭@candybones.bsky.social · 2y agoThis 👇🏼
*on the promenade, fixing the replicator yet again. He’s convinced someone is sabotaging them, as this is the 9th time he’s been called to repair one today.*
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
a man in a star trek uniform holds his hand to his forehead
Alt: Data patting his head and rubbing his stomach at the same time.
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Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)@starfleet-hr.mabs.dk · 2y agoName a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
Just spilled kanar all over the floor. Yaaayy /src // I am working on a kanar recipe irl, and I did spill it… I’m using apple cider with some elderberry syrup, clove, and cinnamon. Very glad I don’t have carpets rn.
What didn’t kill me didn’t make me stronger. It gave me crippling anxiety, a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, some really nasty nightmares, the ability to drink enough caffeine to kill a horse, and made me into a cynic who cusses way more than necessary.
@intendantoflust.bsky.social Excuse me ma’am, but is your crown really tinfoil?
Hey, I wonder if there’s a universe where Garak and Dr. Bashir are interested in threesomes… Oh fuck did I say that out loud-
*on the promenade, singing* Jingle bells Batman smells Robin flew away Uncle Billy Lost his willy On the motorway Jingle bells Batman smells Robin flew away Uncle Billy Burnt his willy In the microwave Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker did ballet Hey!